02-13-2012, 09:44 AM
Quote:...Doug LaPlante, 59, was found dead of an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound Friday afternoon near a Dickinson intersection, police said.
The audit did not mention LaPlante, but it said some affected students were business students. LaPlante was dean of Dickinson State's college of education, business and applied sciences.
Now that's what I call a team player. Not only does he take personal responsibility for his (or somebody's) mistakes (or crimes), he creates a perfect fall guy for everything that has ever gone wrong or ever will go wrong at dear old Dick in son.
Where did all those paper clips go?
I saw LaPlante stuffing them in his pockets just a few days before...you know...
Why aren't there any more Ding Dongs in the vending machines?
Alls I know is that LaPlante guy was eating them like they were going out of style right before...you know...
Who spray painted "Viva La Raza" on the student union?
I theenk I saw Dean LaPlante weeth a spray can right before...you know...
Why is my tuition going up?
Well, I'm sure you can appreciate that we all have to make sacrifices because of this great tragedy with Dean LaPlante...you know...