Elmer on Facebook

[Herbert Spencer]

http://www.facebook.com/greggdeselms


The world's foremost massage parlor expert is now the gay preacher expert, if his Facebook contacts are any indication.  No doubt we have such inspirational "Christian" charlatans as Janko and Lefkowitz to thank for this.

Frankly I'm surprised he has any friends at all, but the few he claims include:


Roger McClellan
If the two earrings weren't enough to tip you off, he says he is a "fan" of the 'National Conference on LGBT Equality."  I thought the LGBT was a British sports car, but got it confused with the MGBGT.  Apparently LGBT stands for "Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgendered."  Equality for perverts is something we support, because they are all equally worthless.  But apparently that's not the point of view they advocate.


Terry McGuire
A fan of "Spirituality and LGBTQ Issues," "Gay Christian Network," and "AIDS Walk St. Petersburg," so there's not too much doubt about this guy either.


Kimberly Knight
You would expect that if there was a woman among Elmer's "friends" she would be giving him a multi-thousand dollar "back rub."  But this gal says she's a "fan" of the "Gay Christian Network," so something tells us that she prefers carpet munching to throat yogurt.

Interesting how none of them include Elmer among their friends.  More unrequited love for Elmer, but at far less than the usual price.  

Elmer likes perverts, deviants and degenerates because they are the only people that he doesn't have to pay to talk to him.  Too bad there isn't a "ShitheadBook" site, and they'd have to make him the moderator there too.

[ham]

Great...
Massage parlor addict turned queer rights advocate...
Sounds like the person I'd be taking moral lessons from...

[Geoff Vankirk]

Gregg DesElms on Facebook, huh? With three queer friends? Involvment with DeMolay in the past, currently counseling and marrying fags, and God only knows what else.

After giving it some thought, I'd rate DesElms the biggest weirdo that I've come across that was involved in the DL forums. Gollin, Bear, Levicoff and the others are a bunch of lying phonies, as was their deceased pal uncle janko, but this DesElms is one twisted, sick motherfucker. He is the lowest of the lows on the food chain and the type of person that doesn't even rate being pissed on if he were on fire.

[ham]

Gregg DesElms...what a keyboard sociopath...
See...the icon of morality shifted from massage parlor 'expert' to crusader against the sex industry...he sought involvement as 'mentor' of school children...but now we find him involved in queer advocacy groups...the same clown thought he had a moral edge allowing him to castigate ideas and behaviour in others...PFFT!