Gregg DesElms Snuffs It

[WilliamW]

A shame there was no autopsy.? It would have been interesting to learn just what sort of brain disease afflicted this guy. Definitely something wrong with that boy's medulla oblongata!

[ham]

Oh my g-d...

[Armando Ramos]

Odd that not a single word was mentioned at the gay boy porn front or the dumbass stalker board about the death of the asshole DesElms.? He was a moderator at toelicker central for some time; you would think they might want to honor one of their fellow crumbs of butt crust.

[Ben Johnson]

Janko nearly crapped his pants when Elmer showed up on his doorstep unannounced. I don't have to check over my shoulder anymore for the creepy stalker bastard. Now my day would be complete if only Hillary would follow his footsteps. How do you shut that bitch up?

[Dickie Billericay]

Elmer's significant other Mary-Anne, and his significant other-in-laws, mourning his death at All Souls Cemetery in Vallejo. ...

His poor girlfriend barely speaks English. I'm trying to imagine how it went at the Queen of the Valley Hospital after Elmer snuffed it and they had to get his personal info to do the paperwork . . .

CLERK: . . . And your relationship to the deceased?

MARY-ANNE: Sniffy cunt odor.

CLERK: Beg pardon?

MARY-ANNE: Glegg tell me say it, "sniffy cunt odor."?

CLERK: I'm sorry, I still don't think I caught that.

MARY-ANNE: We not marry. Glegg tell me when he dead, no say I am him's girlfriend, say I am him's sniffy cunt odor.

CLERK: Ah, you mean "significant other"??

MARY-ANNE: I just say that three time, sniffy cunt odor. Why you no stand under prain Engrish?

[ham]

[Howie Felterbush]

Elmer could have played Boss Hogg.? "Roscoe, arrest them Gook boys!"

That reminds me of one of Elmer's finest moments at pornotopia.? Some obvious joker posing as a foreigner named "c_chan"? made a post in broken English, including misspelling "university"? four different ways, seeking to major in "busimess admenstruation,"? and trying to decide between Harvard and clown colleges like Northcentral and Capella, among others. Apparently the school names were originally linked to some of Chip's vast network of gay boy porn sites. To all this Elmer offered his usual condescending diatribe. Later he admitted he had been "snookered,"? which is apparently what people from Indiana say when they really mean "bent over and reamed like a stationery warehouse." The only thing more humiliating was that he needed George Brown to clean up the mess for him.

Witch ARE best of CHoice to chhoosing?

[Ben Johnson]

The only thing more humiliating was that he needed George Brown to clean up the mess for him.

I wonder WTF George Brown is doing.? He came pretty close to being human without actually succeeding.

[Martin Eisenstadt]

To all this Elmer offered his usual condescending diatribe.

Always wondered how someone so openly hostile to foreigners and "minorities" could tolerate a Filipino girlfriend. Elmer must have enjoyed showing off what he imagined were his astounding English skills to non-native speakers. That probably was his one and only opportunity in life to feel superior to someone about something.

Elmer didn't understand that authoring volumes and volumes of crap doesn't equate to communicating. Our friend "c_chan" got more mileage with a couple sentences of fractured nonsense than Elmer ever got with his frenzied gushers of keyboard diarrhea.

[Winston Smith]

Check out Elmer's Linked In page: https://www.linkedin.com/in/greggdeselms

Personal interests include professional and personal-enjoyment photography and videography, motorcycling, and several musical genres -- including folk -- as both a musician and a concert promoter. . . .

I'm also pursuing two degrees that I should have gotten 30 years ago; and if I survive them I'll likely not be doing tech consulting work anymore.

Oops!? Now we know what really killed Elmer. The porky charlatan couldn't survive his "two degrees of education." Looks like Elmer was taking a page from Goose, and trying to establish academic credibility on the basis of "two degrees." Except Goose actually received his two degrees, lame as they were, while Elmer could only try to baffle the unsophisticated masses with bluster and nonsense.

I wonder what those vaunted "two degrees"? were going to be? An AA in Anal Photography from the Thomas Vernon White School of Gay Boy Porn Production? An AS in Exhaust Pipe Repair? A degree in music with specialization in playing the skin flute?