Gregg Isn't Alone

[Ben Johnson]

Apparently Yellow Fever is spreading. Canada's king of socialism, scheduled to lead the 2nd or 3rd biggest party in the election in 2 days, got a tug from an Asian prostitute back in 1996. Funnier than hell. Strange that he preferred Asian handjobs while his Chinese Canadian Member of Parliament wife believes he was just getting, get this, "a real massage." I believe Olivia Chow, the wife, to be Canada's stupidest MP.

http://www.torontosun.com/2011/04/29/lay...former-cop

His nickname was Taliban Jack, now it's Jackulator.

[Martin Eisenstadt]

The cop: "Are you aware that there were sex acts being done here?"

The suspected john: "No sir."

No sir? How about "Well I certainly hope so!"

His notes also claim he saw the "female dump wet Kleenex into garbage."

Poor girl, she must have had a cold.

When the policeman and his partner walked into a second-floor room at the Toronto massage parlour, they saw an attractive 5-foot-10 Asian woman who was in her mid-20s and the married, then-Metro councillor, lying on his back in bed.

Elmer makes notes to self: When I've worn out my welcome in Vallejo (assuming I haven't already), Toronto is definitely the place to go!

"Sixteen years ago, my husband went for a massage at a massage clinic that is registered with the City of Toronto," Chow wrote. "He exercises regularly; he was and remains in great shape; and he needed a massage.

"I knew about this appointment, as I always do."

Elmer makes notes to self: 1. Chinese babes even more gullible than Flip girls.
2. Too bad I'm such a fat load or I could use that "exercises regularly and needed a massage" line too.

"He came on a bicycle. I escorted him down and he went away on his bike."

Elmer makes note to self: Next time ride bike to Chinese bawdy house so cops can't get your plate number.

Also in attendance at the Dragon Ball was NDP Leader Jack Layton, who had just announced the day before that he has prostate cancer, and his wife, MP Olivia Chow. ...Chow says her mother, Ho Sze Chow, is working on traditional Chinese treatments to supplement Layton’s medical treatments, adding, “The Eastern diet is good for prostate cancer because it is light on meat and is mostly vegetarian and fish.” Olivia says her mother is “making lots of brews and getting a lot of advice from her friends in Chinatown.” Layton, who is a coffee drinker, is also getting a lot more green tea from Ho Sze Chow. He was told tea is better than coffee for cancer patients, prompting Chow’s mom to say “I told you so” to her son-in-law.

http://www2.macleans.ca/2010/02/12/mitch...ld-you-so/

I was just getting treatment for my prostate cancer from a Ho, uh, I mean, from my mother-in-law, Ho Sze Chow. Yeah, that's it. She really does look young, doesn't she? You'd swear she was in her mid-20s. Shows you how well that Chinese tea works.


Layton hits ATM on the way to his "shiatsu" treatment.


Layton and Chow dancing on float at Toronto Pervert Parade.

[Ben Johnson]

He wasn't convicted - the evidence wouldn't stand up in court.

[Little Arminius]

When the policeman and his partner walked into a second-floor room at the Toronto massage parlour, they saw an attractive 5-foot-10 Asian woman who was in her mid-20s and the married, then-Metro councillor, lying on his back in bed.

Elmer makes notes to self: When I've worn out my welcome in Vallejo (assuming I haven't already), Toronto is definitely the place to go!


Layton and Chow dancing on float at Toronto Pervert Parade.

A 5'10" Chinese female in her mid-20's? You almost can't blame him when you look at his wife and read about his mother-in-law. Of course, I'm sure that his wife looked better back in 1996 but I think my point is still valid.

[Albert Hidel]

[Ben Johnson]

Layton might be a commie pervert but he just destroyed the ancient Liberal Party of Canada and the separatist Bloc Quebecois.

-----------------------2008----------2011

Conservatives----------143------------168
Liberals-----------------77--------------33
New Democrats---------37-------------104
Bloc Quebecois---------49----------------2
Green-------------------0----------------1
Other-------------------2----------------0

----------------------308--------------308

The Conservatives got a majority so no election for 4 or 5 years.