09-01-2011, 04:16 PM
(09-01-2011, 01:34 PM)Armando Ramos Wrote: In a smackdown my money would be on Jesus. I hear he knows some great sleeper holds that Gene LeBell taught him.
This is a true story. One day Jesus was sparring with the apostles. Being an ex-carpenter in the days before power tools, Jesus was very strong in His upper body and so He was just tossing His faithful followers around like rag dolls.
Gene LeBell happened upon the scene and very politely asked Jesus to take it easy on the lads. One thing leads to another and next thing you know a grappling match ensues.
First Jesus tries a crucifix, then a flying cross armbar, followed by an attempted Father Nelson. Gene LeBell puts a sleeper hold on Jesus that leaves Him out cold for three days!
When He arose the first thing Jesus did was ask Judo Gene to teach Him some moves. Since then, Jesus has been Badass of the Month on bullshido.net every month for the last 2000 years.