Gollin Ethics Training For University and College Transformation (GETFUCT)

[4Knee Kate]

Gollin Ethics Training For University and College Transformation (GETFUCT)

Having failed as a physics professor, diploma mill expert, politician and parent, self-described crackpot George Gollin is now taking the next step in his brilliant career--he's appointed himself an expert in ethics and will begin offering training courses. His new project will be called Gollin Ethics Training For University and College Transformation (GETFUCT). Inspired by his infamous diploma mill research, the course will be available to any ethically challenged person with a credit card.

Contrary to popular belief, George Gollin has only been convicted once of violating the Illinois ethics laws. He has been sued multiple times in federal court for stalking, defamation, extortion, civil rights violations, and computer hacking, but in Illinois who's counting?

George Gollin has been fined $5,000 for violating Illinois ethics law, the maximum allowed under the statute, but mere cigar money for the millionaire who has never held a non-government job or operated a private business.

After making 1,280 posts on a discussion board operated by a notorious gay boy pornographer, George Gollin was quoted as saying, "I was going to f*ck them!"

As the deadly ebola crisis swirled out of control in Africa, it was George Gollin who sabotaged the operations of the St. Luke School of Medicine in Liberia, resulting in untold numbers of needless deaths.

Despite claiming to be diploma mill fighter, George Gollin endorsed Carol Ammons, who claimed a fake "degree" from the totally fake Walsingham University, for public office.

George Gollin admitted that his own dissertation was not his individual work but rather a 16-person collaboration written for him by his friends.

With qualifications like these it's easy to see why George Gollin thinks he is an ethics expert. That's why people everywhere are saying, "Go Gollin! Go GETFUCT!"

[Armando Ramos]

That's why people everywhere are saying, "Go Gollin! Go GETFUCT!"

The problem with satirizing George Gollin is that the real stuff he does is even more bizarre than the joke stuff people make up. Amazing how George Gollin blurs the line between satire and reality. Just when you think you're approaching the point of absurdity, George Gollin exceeds it.


Gag Photo--Gollin Stalking                                    Real Photo--Gollin Ogling Miss America



Gag Photo--Gollin & PedoBear          Real Photo--Gollin "Campaigning" to Underage "Voters"


Gag Photo--Gollin & Kim                     Real Photo--Gollin & WTF?

[Herbert Spencer]

Gag Photo - Gollin & Mutant Freaks



Real Photo - Gollin & Mutant Freak

[The Bison]

I guess Dr. Gollin's attempt to go into public office was not so successful. It seems that the voters of his district can see him for the horses ass that he is.

[Ben Johnson]

Does Champaign, Illinois elect their dog catcher? There's hope for Gollin yet.

[The Bison]

Does Champaign, Illinois elect their dog catcher? There's hope for Gollin yet.

I would not trust him with any dog. He might get his wife to sell dog meat to the butcher shop and pass it off as pork.