Gollin Brat To Poland

[Martin Eisenstadt]

Chlamydia: Yeah, and be a fucking laughingstock for the rest of my motherfucking life.

Just like dear old dad. Nice capture of the Gollin patois, as illustrated here. The very person to be teaching English as a representative of the US taxpayer.

After the Fulbright year, she plans to pursue a master’s degree in social work.

And then a lifetime of leeching off taxpayers. Just like dear old dad!

But it looks like a rare case of taxpayer money well spent--anything that even temporarily rids the country of plague, pestilence or gollins has got to be a good thing.

Do the Halfbrights have a division for grownups? Maybe we can nominate The Sphincter for a prize too. He could spend a year in Kenya teaching douchebaggery--the one thing he really is an expert in.

Is it sniffing its fingers?

I thought it was a poster for the Special Olympics.