Gollin Brat Needs Ride

[Armando Ramos]

Quote:Cordelia Loots-Gollin

Going to the Slackers? Take me with you!

The Slackers, Green Room Rockers, Johnny Red & The Skamunists are playing the Grog Shop this Friday, October 1st. I would really like to go! If you are going and take me with you I will buy you gasoline and can drive one or both ways (I can drive stick).

Thinking of going but not sure? Listen to "married girl:"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QSRlG6vXmY

September 29, 2010
Cordelia Loots-Gollin
Cordelia.Loots-Gollin@oberlin.edu

Wanted
Seeking Rides
Outside Oberlin

https://oncampus.csr.oberlin.edu/classif.../clootsgo/

Aww, darn, too late to help.  Well, maybe December 12 we can give her a lift to see The Queers at the Grog Shop in beautiful Cleveland.  Sounds like just the sort of fare that gets the Gollum family rockin'.  SMDFMA anyone?



Oh, if you run low on weed be sure to stop by and say hi to Mike Bestul while you're in Cleveland.  

Don't worry dad, it's only 40 miles each way.  What could go wrong driving back from a bar late at night with complete strangers?

[Little Arminius]

Armando Ramos Wrote:Oh, if you run low on weed be sure to stop by and say hi to Mike Bestul while you're in Cleveland.

Bestul (a/k/a Carl Reginstein) was second only to legendary hypocrite and pervert DesElms as the worst person to ever post at DI and DD. He was arrogant, condescending and sanctimonious and the clones ate it up. The late Uncle J used to play up to this phony for reasons unknown. However, like all of that ilk he suffered a tremendous fall and disappeared seemingly overnight.

[Albert Hidel]

Chlamydia Wrote:(I can drive stick).

Getting a head start on Halloween?

[GG's Oberlin Dyke]

I give it a 95.  It's got a good beat and my Daddy and I can SMDFMA to it!

Sniff it, daddy!

<3
c l-g

[ham]

What's that crap?!
Reminds of the OST of a third rate porn movie from the 1970s...

[Martin Eisenstadt]

Armando Ramos Wrote:What could go wrong driving back from a bar late at night with complete strangers?

You only have to drive right through the second most dangerous neighborhood in the country to get there.  I'm sure only an alarmist would think there's anything to worry about.  

Only one in six chance of becoming a victim?  Hey, if there's only five people in the car looks like you're completely safe!

ham Wrote:What's that crap?!
Reminds of the OST of a third rate porn movie from the 1970s...

I noticed the word "marijuana" was repeated several times in the song.   You don't suppose the Gollin Brat and/or her loving parents keeps a supply of controlled substances secreted somewhere in the family residence at 813 W. University Avenue, Champaign, IL 61820???  

Let's hope law enforcement authorities don't decide to obtain a search warrant and raid the place.  I guess if nobody tells them they will never know.

[Virtual Bison]

GG's Oberlin Dyke Wrote:

I've seen better. This kid needs to be educated in what constitutes good msic.

[Winston Smith]

Virtual Bison Wrote:This kid needs to be educated in what constitutes good music.

Music is the least of its problems.  

Remember, it may take a village to raise a child but it only takes two PhDs to raise a radical lesbian cheerleader.  

They had more important things to do anyway, like stalking grannies, posting 1280 times on gay boy porn fronts, collaborating with anti-Christian bigots and civil rights violators, and selling mutant lab pigs for food.  

They're probably glad its hanging out in squalid bars in Cleveland instead of coming home for the weekend to annoy them.

[Virtual Bison]

Winston Smith Wrote:

Virtual Bison Wrote:This kid needs to be educated in what constitutes good music.

Music is the least of its problems.  

Remember, it may take a village to raise a child but it only takes two PhDs to raise a radical lesbian cheerleader.  

They had more important things to do anyway, like stalking grannies, posting 1280 times on gay boy porn fronts, collaborating with anti-Christian bigots and civil rights violators, and selling mutant lab pigs for food.  

They're probably glad its hanging out in squalid bars in Cleveland instead of coming home for the weekend to annoy them.

I feel sad for that kid. Has a dad who cheated to get a PHd and who overcompensates by destroying the lives and careers of others and a mother who sells tainted meat.

What chance does that kid have to be normal?

[Winston Smith]

Virtual Bison Wrote:What chance does that kid have to be normal?

None.  Gollum should put that picture on his business card, as it truly represents the zero sum of his administrative ability.  Absolute epic fail.