09-05-2009, 02:52 PM
Dickie?Billericay Wrote:Hey Gollin, in the immortal words of Pete Rose: Fuck you, Shakespeare!
We have more stuff on Gollin than he has on Dixie (and the collection grows daily). Why don't we write a book about him? He makes a way better villain than Dixie and he's got that creepy John Malkovich thing going for him.
We could "collaborate" like they do at Princeton (it's a tradition, you know) and all of us could get an extra doctorate or two by published work.
Suggested titles:
Much Ado About No One
All's Well That Scratches Rear Ends Well
A Farewell To Itchy Under Arms
For Whom the Smell Tolls
The Scum Also Rises
Call of the Dork
How I Became a Socialist (Oops, Jack London already used that one, in 1903.)