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It's all coming together now. The faggy mannerisms, the effeminate gestures, the whiny voice and itchy backside.

Having failed ignominiously at his attempt to be John Bear, George Gollin (George D. Gollin, George Dana Gollin) is now trying to be the next Mr. Blackwell, the dead poofter fashion commentator whose "worst dressed" lists entertained millions of brain damaged for decades.

First Gollin insults the "gaudy" fashion sense of the St. Thomas-a-Becket faculty.

Today he's making catty remarks about IIU prof Hans Kempe's outfit and accoutrements.

Thay there, Hanth, why can't you dreth like a real exthpert? And that emergenthy flair ith thooo much bigger than my little microphone! Oh my!

Dickie?Billericay Wrote:Thay there, Hanth, why can't you dreth like a real exthpert? And that emergenthy flair ith thooo much bigger than my little microphone! Oh my!

You need to work on that homo lisp. It reads more like Daffy Duck, although considering it's supposed to be Gollin that might be appropriate.

Doesn't George "Mr. Blackwell" Gollin claim he is supposed to be some sort of "expert" in higher education accreditation?

How does faculty fashion sense correlate with academic credibility? People are supposed to scorn IIU because (in Gollin's warped mind) Kempe's academic regalia somehow looks funnier than any other school's academic regalia?

This is the extent of the physics genius's scientific analysis of the IIU situation?

How about, for example, IIU's admissions policies? Does Gollin have some indications that the IIU board of trustees is admitting the offspring of politicians and wealthy alumni ahead of more deserving students?

Has Gollin uncovered any stories about IIU admitting some trustee's son-in-law without an application, and giving him a six figure job to boot?

Does Gollin's research show us that somebody at IIU is selling mutant lab pigs to the public for food?

Are the IIU faculty queering off with the students, then sending them on murder sprees?

Is there somebody on the IIU faculty who got 15 people to help him write his doctoral dissertation, then claimed that ignoring the rule requiring the dissertation to be the student's independent work was a tradition?

Could there be somebody on the IIU faculty who utilizes the same symbolism as employed by the Zodiac Killer to make death threats against people who annoy him?

A university that fit those criteria certainly would be a degree mill, a diploma mill, and a general disgrace to higher education by anybody's definition.

Do you think George "Mr. Blackwell" Gollin can locate a university anywhere in the Urbana-Champaign area that matches that description??????

No wonder Gollin hates Kempe. Sounds like Kempe is everything Gollin is not. Gollin is jealous because he's got a more-or-less real PhD and is a boring dork in a dead-end job, while Kempe has...well here's what "Miles" has to say about Kempe on DD:

Quote:I've followed Kempe's work way back to his association as a scientist for the Rife Foundation and John Hopkins University. Besides being involved with some, "less than wonderful" schools, he has a very decorated past. There are at least two governments that have awarded him funds and contracts for his GenoLight-pulse systems.

I wish I had it so bad....he's been pretty much retired since he was 50, now 62, has a half a dozen homes around the world, drives a Harley-Davidson, Ferrari, as well as a couple of matching Mercedes. I do not know if it is his friend, lover or concubine, but he also hangs out with a beautiful lady of about 35 years old, and is a knockout!

I know some people that went to his Castle in the Philippines, where he resided as a Bishop, and had about 10 servants working full time for him and his Princess wife. The Government paid him about $200K a year to wear his fancy outfits. My government connections also told me he was a special commissioner for the country, for an agency similar to our DEA?

How dare that Bastard live the Good Life, and so the story goes. Regarding the new school, that is old news, he snapped his fingers, and instantly got Sandhu set up with a new institution, his name wasn't even supposed to be listed. LOL

A real story could be written about this man's life--and not the story one would write here.

http://www.degreediscussion.com/forums/v...id=#p53858

Quote:I know some people that went to his Castle in the Philippines, where he resided as a Bishop, and had about 10 servants working full time for him and his Princess wife. The Government paid him about $200K a year to wear his fancy outfits. My government connections also told me he was a special commissioner for the country, for an agency similar to our DEA?

How dare that Bastard live the Good Life, and so the story goes.

First of all, there are enough "bastards living the good life" on public money at home for him to wonder about strangers.

Second, John Bear provides the best example of fortunes amassed in less than transparent 'business', so again, why not looking closer

Quote:My government connections also told me he was a special commissioner for the country, for an agency similar to our DEA?

I am 'government connected', too...it's called google...but don't tell anybody or the FATF will raid your home...
It sounds like middle schoolers bragging in the locker room...

Kempe: Ferrari
Gollin: Saturn

Kempe: Harley-Davidson, matching Mercedes
Gollin: Has to ask wife for keys to the Volvo

Kempe: Castle and half dozen homes around the world
Gollin: Old wooden house on interstate off-ramp

Kempe: Princess wife
Gollin: Horse-face wife who wears men's clothes

Kempe: 35-year old knockout girlfriend
Gollin: "Collaborates"? with Alan Contreras

Kempe: Philippine government pays him $200K/yr to wear fancy outfits, carry dynamite sticks
Gollin: State of Illinois pays him $60K/yr less than his wife to scratch his ass, sniff his armpits and flip his wrist.

Kempe: At least two governments have awarded him funds and contracts for his GenoLight-pulse systems.
Gollin: Employer ordered him to remove offensive materials from his website.

Kempe: Owns unaccredited schools that some call degree mills
Gollin: Works at scandal-ridden accredited school that some call a degree mill

Kempe: Lives the Good Life
Gollin: Lives the Dork Life

Don?Dresden Wrote:You need to work on that homo lisp. It reads more like Daffy Duck

Good point Don. I don't spend a lot of time around perverts--not like some people --so I might not have gotten it exactly right.

I think it's how you say it, rather than how it's written. So if you use a Michael Jackson falsetto it sounds gay, but if you use a deeper more gravelly kind of voice it sounds like Daffy Duck. If you do it in a NY accent while scratching your ass it sounds like Goofy Gollin.

Hey Gollin, in the immortal words of Pete Rose: Fuck you, Shakespeare!

Dickie?Billericay Wrote:Hey Gollin, in the immortal words of Pete Rose: Fuck you, Shakespeare!

We have more stuff on Gollin than he has on Dixie (and the collection grows daily). Why don't we write a book about him? He makes a way better villain than Dixie and he's got that creepy John Malkovich thing going for him.

We could "collaborate" like they do at Princeton (it's a tradition, you know) and all of us could get an extra doctorate or two by published work.

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