09-03-2009, 01:37 PM
(This post was last modified: 09-03-2009, 01:42 PM by Don Dresden.)
Dickie?Billericay Wrote:Thay there, Hanth, why can't you dreth like a real exthpert? And that emergenthy flair ith thooo much bigger than my little microphone! Oh my!
You need to work on that homo lisp. It reads more like Daffy Duck, although considering it's supposed to be Gollin that might be appropriate.
Doesn't George "Mr. Blackwell" Gollin claim he is supposed to be some sort of "expert" in higher education accreditation?
How does faculty fashion sense correlate with academic credibility? People are supposed to scorn IIU because (in Gollin's warped mind) Kempe's academic regalia somehow looks funnier than any other school's academic regalia?
This is the extent of the physics genius's scientific analysis of the IIU situation?
How about, for example, IIU's admissions policies? Does Gollin have some indications that the IIU board of trustees is admitting the offspring of politicians and wealthy alumni ahead of more deserving students?
Has Gollin uncovered any stories about IIU admitting some trustee's son-in-law without an application, and giving him a six figure job to boot?
Does Gollin's research show us that somebody at IIU is selling mutant lab pigs to the public for food?
Are the IIU faculty queering off with the students, then sending them on murder sprees?
Is there somebody on the IIU faculty who got 15 people to help him write his doctoral dissertation, then claimed that ignoring the rule requiring the dissertation to be the student's independent work was a tradition?
Could there be somebody on the IIU faculty who utilizes the same symbolism as employed by the Zodiac Killer to make death threats against people who annoy him?
A university that fit those criteria certainly would be a degree mill, a diploma mill, and a general disgrace to higher education by anybody's definition.
Do you think George "Mr. Blackwell" Gollin can locate a university anywhere in the Urbana-Champaign area that matches that description??????