Obama's Kenyan Birth Certificate

[Ben Johnson]

Well, have you any idea how many cubic tons of explosives had been dumped on Iraq to 'free' it?

Not nearly enough.

And why do we fire depleted uranium bullets at them when we have perfectly good ones containing enriched uranium or plutonium that are more effective.

[ham]

Well, have you any idea how many cubic tons of explosives had been dumped on Iraq to 'free' it?

WTF is a cubic ton?

Is your name Gollin?

First of all, look at my impressive credentials before you utter another word.
Second, I wasn't aware cubes couldn't weigh one ton...or that one ton couldn't be shaped like a cube...it was figurative speech but I understand I wasted my talent.

[Martin Eisenstadt]

[Don Dresden]

[Winston Smith]

Obama has lost eligibility issue

Posted: August 10, 2010
1:00 am Eastern

Just as Richard Nixon lost the battle of Watergate because of coverup and stonewalling, Barack Obama has lost the battle over his constitutional eligibility for the same sins.

With the latest CNN poll showing only 42 percent of Americans definitively persuaded that he was born in the U.S., those who claimed this wasn't a "winning issue" have been proven wrong.

Not only is it a winning issue, it is the only issue that can effectively undo the nightmare of the Obama era in one fell swoop.

There would be no need for repealing Obamacare if it turns out his presidency was a sham from the beginning.

There would be no need to wait until Sonia Sotomayor and Elena Kagan retire or die to see them replaced on the Supreme Court if it turns out his presidency was a sham from the beginning.

There would be no need to wring our hands in hopes that future congresses and future presidents might roll back all of the damage Obama has inflicted on America if it turns out his presidency was sham from the beginning.

There would be no need to wait until 2011 in hopes that a new Republican majority might impeach Obama if it turns out his presidency was a sham from the beginning.

There would be no need to wait until 2012 for another chance to replace Obama if it turns out his presidency was a sham from the beginning.

That's why this issue is so important.

I've had many confidential conversations with influential people whose names you would know well – people sitting on the fence on this issue for too long. They began explaining to me a year or two ago why they didn't challenge Obama on this issue more aggressively. They were afraid of going out on a limb that Obama could saw off at any moment by producing his birth certificate that would clear up all the questions.

It should be quite clear to anyone by now that is never going to happen.

First of all, Obama is never going to produce that document. I don't know why he won't, except that it will reveal something extraordinarily embarrassing – something completely at odds with his official narrative. There are just too many other personal documents being concealed by Obama – student records, travel records, passport records, medical records, etc. Even his mother's passport records reportedly have been destroyed!

Second, even in the extremely unlikely event that Obama were to produce a birth certificate that affirmed his birth story, it will merely serve to refocus the debate on eligibility. The best-selling new book "Manchurian President" devotes an entire chapter to exploring whether Obama could be constitutionally eligible as the son of a Kenyan father. The clear conclusion is no – he can't be. There is no way that a foreigner could confer natural-born citizenship on a son no matter where that son was born.

In other words, this is a win-win issue for those of us who don't want to live any longer in the Obama Nation – not now, not next year, not the year after.

A year ago, I was a lonely voice crying in the wilderness on this issue. No longer. So-called "birthers" now represent a majority of the American public.

I predict these polls will embolden politicians across the country – in spite of the ridicule and vitriol inflicted on them by the press establishment. I predict next year you will see more than one or two state legislatures approve bills that require presidential candidates to prove eligibility before getting on the ballot. I predict you will see more House and Senate members speak out on this issue in 2011, as the Congress takes on a new look.

I even predict a few other members of the media might open their eyes on this key constitutional question before too long.

After all, ultimately it's about the integrity of the Constitution. Obama has made it clear he has no respect for the law of the land. He has no respect for what the Constitution actually says and means. He does not believe in limited government. He does not believe in the rule of law. He believes in the rule of men – men like himself.

And that's why so many of us want to see America freed of his leadership at the earliest possible moment and as completely as possible.

You tell me if there's a better way to achieve that objective than an uprising that demands he prove what he should have been required to prove in 2008.

[Ben Johnson]

I predict next year you will see more than one or two state legislatures approve bills that require presidential candidates to prove eligibility before getting on the ballot.

You would have thought this to have been in place all along. It is simply so reasonable. Simply file the documents publically and an election official makes a decision with timely appeals to the courts.

Should a party choose to run a challenged candidate who wins, an ultimate court loss means 2nd place get the gravy for the state.

[ham]

if it turns out his presidency was a sham from the beginning.

Strange...when Ham said it, they told him he was a Nazi racist who wanted Negroes on their knees and mankind to miss this great leap forward the appointment of this platypus represented...
   

New genome research proves platypus DNA is an equally cobbled-together array of avian, reptilian and mammalian lineages that may hold clues for human disease prevention. The male platypus has venomous spurs on his hind feet with poison very similar to that of reptiles. The female lays eggs like birds and lactates to feed their young just like mammals.

Credit: Zina Deretsky, National Science Foundation

http://www.nsf.gov/news/news_images.jsp?...21&org=BCS

is it diverse enough for you whigroes, hippies, liberals, perverts and lefties out there?

Should a party choose to run a challenged candidate who wins, an ultimate court loss means 2nd place get the gravy for the state.

To be honest, even Palin's nomination was done in haste and without much scrutiny, whence all the later fuss. They didn't bother to check she had been involved with a separatist party, much asthey didn't bother to check Barry 'Platypus' Soetoro's birth records all that carefully.
After all, what counts is how stupid little hulkamaniacs perceive it...if a fifteen years-old retard thinks it's 'kewl', then the public will...how sexy white skanks think Barry is...or Palin for men...of course throwing a bone to religious kooks with Palin, and to whigroes, hippies and lefties with Soetoro...is it REALLY that hard to understand?
You won't believe it, but politicians are 90% make-up art and slogans and 10% cue cards...

[Dickie Billericay]

Since most of us don't get to pick our parents, his platypus lineage doesn't seem entirely relevant.  On the other hand, the road apple doesn't fall far from the tree.  

When mom is a slut and his probable biological dad is a communist pornographer it's no surprise that Little Barry turns out lacking the fundamental values most Americans take for granted.  

When Little Barry seems to be doing his best to turn the country into a third world banana republic, his handlers and defenders attribute all criticism to racism.  What garners him the criticism is the fact that he's a lying little socialist scumbag, not his convoluted lineage.  

As the Great Plagiarist said, judge him by the content of his character, not the color of his skin.  The problem for Barry is that we are judging him by the content of his character, and it's as empty as Janko's church on a weekday.

[ham]

Since most of us don't get to pick our parents, his platypus lineage doesn't seem entirely relevant.  On the other hand, the road apple doesn't fall far from the tree.  

Ham says his platypus lineage IS the only relevant thing.
That was the taboo that the perverted post-WWII media machine wanted to smash at the moment.
Is the man a Dahmer? Ham doesn't think so.
Is the man a genius of any kind? Ham doesn't think so.
But he was the right puppet at the right time for the right people.
Even Palin did not choose her parents...hell, perhaps her biographical parents aren't her biological ones...who knows...some say mr. Soetoro's biographical parents aren't his biological ones...but what Soetoro and Palin ended up looking like was the card that won them a lottery.
They pulled the same trick in Italy 15 or so years earlier.
With ghost writers and teleprompters, anybody can look 'articulate'...when you consider it is little hulkamaniacs they have to impress, it is really no hard job.
Little hulkamaniacs love to get headaches thinking big, but it all boils down to which burger joint runs the cheaper promo...and which team of dopeheads of color chases a ball better...oh, and the weather report also.

What garners him the criticism is the fact that he's a lying little socialist scumbag, not his convoluted lineage.

Social alchemists are a dime a dozen...what earnt him the pro card [talking about THIS election and THIS person ] was the platypus advantage...Ham already predicted it might end in complete forfeiture and disillusion, as it did with the Fujimori terms in Peru...hell, a Japanese head of mixed Peru?! That would send all the fine Jewish intellectuals authors of highly acclaimed, AJC sponsored, trail-blazing STUDIES IN PREJUDICE to nirvana...but it didn't work in the end, and Peruvians decreed the damnatio memoriae of the (now) accursed, emprisoned caudillo...talk about changing minds...amazing stuff, eh?

[WilliamW]