Who is this Kizmet?

[Martin Eisenstadt]

...by flaunting their expertise on lesbianiam.

Lesbian I am?

Did someone step on a Freudian banana?

So you do not like ham, lesbian I am, but do you like green eggs?

[ham]

...by flaunting their expertise on lesbianiam.

Lesbian I am?

Did someone step on a Freudian banana?

So you do not like ham, lesbian I am, but do you like green eggs?

Our resident dr. Seuss has not yet understood how I see the internet.

guys who feel the need to prove their sexual vigor by flaunting their expertise on lesbianiam.

For me the internet is just entertainment and a colossal joke. Period.
I never take seriously what people 'say' online...
One comedian claims to be an 'expert on lesbianiam'...another goof claims he makes seven figures income tax free... gay teen pornographers and massage parlor addicts lecturing on morality...weird world...that's all hogwash...I can picture them while they deliver pizzas on a motorbike or sit in the limelight with facial twitches, but next day they log-in and have laid all the pretty bar flies in town...
As I say, licensed psychotherapy is advised, but I understand the internet is waaay cheaper...

[yoda_igorovich]

...by flaunting their expertise on lesbianiam.

Lesbian I am?

Did someone step on a Freudian banana?

Since I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body, I vote no.

So you do not like ham, lesbian I am, but do you like green eggs?

My two Jewish great-grandmothers would be ashamed of me if I liked green eggs and ham.

[yoda_igorovich]

licensed psychotherapy is advised

Doesn't prescribing psychotherapy constitute practicing medicine? Do you have a medical license?

[Little Arminius]

For me the internet is just entertainment and a colossal joke. Period.
I never take seriously what people 'say' online...

We get your point but "never" is a long time. Surely you are using a bit of hyperbole to illustrate your position. After all, there are reknowned academics like George Gollin posting on the various fora, as well as the iconic John Bear. You don't mean to imply that you view their public statements on the same level as you view the nonsense spewed by Bill Huffman or Stalkin' Steve Foerster?

[ham]

After all, there are reknowned academics like George Gollin posting on the various fora, as well as the iconic John Bear. You don't mean to imply that you view their public statements on the same level as you view the nonsense spewed by Bill Huffman or Stalkin' Steve Foerster?

I bought five 'guides'...hell, I even bought...I mean, I graduated from Millard Fillmore and L.I.A.R...five times...great auditoria there, I assure you...I don't know about before or after, but when I was studying there, the curriculum was rigorous and I worked hard.

[yoda_igorovich]

So you do not like ham, lesbian I am, but do you like green eggs?

I do not like them, Sam I Am, I do not like green eggs and ham.

[yoda_igorovich]

After all, there are reknowned academics like George Gollin posting on the various fora, as well as the iconic John Bear. You don't mean to imply that you view their public statements on the same level as you view the nonsense spewed by Bill Huffman or Stalkin' Steve Foerster?

I bought five 'guides'...hell, I even bought...I mean, I graduated from Millard Fillmore and L.I.A.R...five times...great auditoria there, I assure you...I don't know about before or after, but when I was studying there, the curriculum was rigorous and I worked hard.

From your sig line, I only counted four graduations from LIAR and Millard Fillmore Institute (BA and PhD, London Institute of Applied Research; BSc and PhD, Millard Fillmore Institute).

[ham]

From your sig line, I only counted four graduations from LIAR and Millard Fillmore Institute (BA and PhD, London Institute of Applied Research; BSc and PhD, Millard Fillmore Institute).

None of YOUR business, but given that you ask, yes...the fifth degree is still in the mail because my cheque didn't clear...
The sanitation department was on strike at the time and I was strapped for cash.

[yoda_igorovich]

From your sig line, I only counted four graduations from LIAR and Millard Fillmore Institute (BA and PhD, London Institute of Applied Research; BSc and PhD, Millard Fillmore Institute).

None of YOUR business, but given that you ask, yes...the fifth degree is still in the mail because my cheque didn't clear...
The sanitation department was on strike at the time and I was strapped for cash.

Are you going to tell us aboiut the fifth degree when it comes in the mail?