05-29-2008, 05:21 AM
What if someone wrote about the hog story the way Gollin writes about his big diploma mill scoops?
Gene Lab Freak Beast Eats Kid
UIUC Mutant Hog Devours Innocent Child
Physics Professor George Gollin Stands By and Does Nothing
As Baby's Blood-Curdling Screams For Help Fall on Deaf Ears
Prof Says Child Rescue Not Part of Community Service Obligation
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Only seconds away from a slow, agonizing death, 3-year old Urbana resident Wilmer Cook struggles vainly to escape the vicious grasp of an experimental mutant hog's lethal fangs. UIUC physics professor George Gollin (George D. Gollin, George Dana Gollin) was standing only inches away, but did nothing to save the screaming toddler.
Gene Lab Freak Beast Eats Kid
UIUC Mutant Hog Devours Innocent Child
Physics Professor George Gollin Stands By and Does Nothing
As Baby's Blood-Curdling Screams For Help Fall on Deaf Ears
Prof Says Child Rescue Not Part of Community Service Obligation
Only seconds away from a slow, agonizing death, 3-year old Urbana resident Wilmer Cook struggles vainly to escape the vicious grasp of an experimental mutant hog's lethal fangs. UIUC physics professor George Gollin (George D. Gollin, George Dana Gollin) was standing only inches away, but did nothing to save the screaming toddler.