05-25-2008, 12:55 PM
Ben Johnson Wrote:The cabin, the cabin boy
The dirty little nipper
He lined his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper
Similar to an old Sex Pistols song.
Tune and lyrics at YouTube
Since there was fuck all else to do, I tried my hand at it:
Friggin' in the Degreediscussion Riggin'
Bear was their inspiration
for stalking, degradation,
destroying lives of innocents
and merciless predation.
Gus was the moderator
A useless masturbator.
He won't pay his bills today
And he won't pay them later.
Another DD feature:
Janko was their preacher
That hypocrite is full of shit
A pitiable creature.
George Gollin spent his life
Trying to outdo his wife.
As degree mill cop he was flop
Another Barney Fife.
Huffman was a geezer
Who nearly had a seizure
When Derek Smart showed that old fart
And lived his life in leisure.
Doogle was a laddy
A squat bald Union graddy.
Prison guard ain't quite as hard
As playing John Bear's caddy.