03-29-2016, 03:09 PM
(03-25-2016, 05:12 PM)Martin Eisenstadt Wrote: Elmer's significant other Mary-Anne, and his significant other-in-laws, mourning his death at All Souls Cemetery in Vallejo. ...
His poor girlfriend barely speaks English. I'm trying to imagine how it went at the Queen of the Valley Hospital after Elmer snuffed it and they had to get his personal info to do the paperwork . . .
CLERK: . . . And your relationship to the deceased?
MARY-ANNE: Sniffy cunt odor.
CLERK: Beg pardon?
MARY-ANNE: Glegg tell me say it, "sniffy cunt odor."?
CLERK: I'm sorry, I still don't think I caught that.
MARY-ANNE: We not marry. Glegg tell me when he dead, no say I am him's girlfriend, say I am him's sniffy cunt odor.
CLERK: Ah, you mean "significant other"??
MARY-ANNE: I just say that three time, sniffy cunt odor. Why you no stand under prain Engrish?
