03-25-2016, 12:58 PM
Elmer's official causes of death, according to his Death Certificate:
A) Respiratory Failure
B) Aspiration Pneumonia
C) Malnutrition
D) Esophageal Cancer
DesElmsDeathCertificate.pdf (Size: 1.33 MB / Downloads: 49)
Did anyone sense a disturbance in The Force when the bastard croaked on March 18, 2015 at 9:45 PM Pacific Time at Queen of the Valley Hospital in Napa, CA?? Nope, me neither.
I was fully expecting the cause of death to be something more in keeping with his sleazy, whore-chasing lifestyle, such as HIV/AIDS.?
But esophageal cancer works too, especially since it undoubtedly was excruciatingly painful, more so with all those esophago-gastro-duodeno scopes.
Wonder what the perv swallowed to catch that?? Didn't seem to hurt Rod Stewart any.? Or was it some of that Michael Douglas-style HPV?
And nothing says "irony" better than seeing a fat guy die from malnutrition.
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A) Respiratory Failure
B) Aspiration Pneumonia
C) Malnutrition
D) Esophageal Cancer
DesElmsDeathCertificate.pdf (Size: 1.33 MB / Downloads: 49)
Did anyone sense a disturbance in The Force when the bastard croaked on March 18, 2015 at 9:45 PM Pacific Time at Queen of the Valley Hospital in Napa, CA?? Nope, me neither.
I was fully expecting the cause of death to be something more in keeping with his sleazy, whore-chasing lifestyle, such as HIV/AIDS.?
But esophageal cancer works too, especially since it undoubtedly was excruciatingly painful, more so with all those esophago-gastro-duodeno scopes.
Wonder what the perv swallowed to catch that?? Didn't seem to hurt Rod Stewart any.? Or was it some of that Michael Douglas-style HPV?
And nothing says "irony" better than seeing a fat guy die from malnutrition.
