Where is Alan?

[Armando Ramos]

Gawd, he looks like a dumpster diving bum! Does he live in a cardboard box under a freeway overpass?? I can just see him now, showing up to one of his big OSAC meetings pushing a shopping cart...


ODA director Alan Contreras transports
his "important degree mill files" to a meeting.


ODA director Alan Contreras on
his way to his court-mandated remedial
course in defamation law.


ODA is going green! To reduce its
carbon footprint ODA honcho Alan
Contreras has relocated his entire
mill busting operation to a space-efficient,
low-emissions vehicle.