05-05-2012, 08:08 AM
(05-04-2012, 01:34 AM)Martin Eisenstadt Wrote: On May 1, 2012, Judge Klausner issued an order for jury trial, scheduling trial for January 22, 2013.
Mark your calendars, sports fans! Do they allow video in the courtroom? Twelve unsuspecting jurors being nauseated by the sight and smell of Dr. Ass Scratcher testifying could be the comedy hit of the season.
How do you think the average LA juror is going to look at this? I'm guessing it will be something like this...
JUROR 1: Say again? What Brother Dolphin be trying to do?
JUROR 2: Set up a med school to help the sick and dying brothers in Africa.
JUROR 1: And what this bald, disgusting New York jew be trying to do?
JUROR 2: Stop him.
JUROR 1: Say what!?! What be more money, a billion dollars or a trillion?
Of course this will never go to trial. Even if a government-loving judge didn't let his pals motion out, UI wouldn't be dumb enough not to settle.......would they?

