Stalker George Gollin Dies In Car Crash

[Martin Eisenstadt]

Gollin has not posted at DD since March 23, 2012.

Gollin stepped in dog crap, slipped, fell and struck his bald dome on the pavement. Someone with an unaccredited First Aid certificate saw him lying in the yard-long smear of feces, was disgusted and passed by without rendering assistance. It was a week before anyone noticed he was missing, and by then he had succumbed to his injuries.

[WilliamW]

Perhaps he went to Motherf*ckin Perham with his darling daughter Chlamydia...

Gollin stepped in dog crap...

Excellent examples of the Gollum "research" methodology in action. True, false, WTF? Who cares? He thinks it up, wishes it was true, and so he writes it on the internet without regard to whether it is or isn't, and without regard to the consequences to innocent people or their families, businesses or anything other than his warped self-promotion scheme.

It was a week before anyone noticed he was missing...

Only a week? He's been missing at DD for over 6 months and nobody has noticed. His TA's do all the real work in his classes, so unless he left a kettle on the burner at that Fermilab thing nobody else is going to know or care.

[Armando Ramos]

...unless he left a kettle on the burner at that Fermilab thing nobody else is going to know or care.

Not to give away any national secrets, but....

Fermilab assigned George Gollin to conduct an array of highly sophisticated experiments, in keeping with his unique qualifications.

He is supposed to be determining the effect of thermal energy on the molecular phase change of dihydrogen monoxide.

Unfortunately, Gollin lost the recipe and needed 15 friends to help him write a new one.

[bigfoot]

LMAO!!!!! unaccredited first aid kit!!...Martin you're killin me!...slipped in feces got a "boo-boo" on his chrome dome!....rotflmao!