George Gollin (George D. Gollin, George Dana Gollin) Dirty Laundry Still Available

[Brian Crawford]

Let's see, manage my education for me....hmmm...I think not.  Maybe this would be like a non-swimmer offering to give swimming lessons.  No, better he should fix his own problems and let me deal with mine. From what I've seen, he has a full time job within his home.

First and foremost, Gollin is just a university professor, nothing more and nothing less. He would like to be much more, but his boss is a department chair and his wife is a real university administrator at the same univerity he works at. So we all know who got George his job as a university professor in the first place. This means, his wife is smarter than he is and so is his department chair, who both make more money than he does. Gollin's wife is so embarassed of him she will not even use his last name. She uses her maiden name Loots. His daughter even uses her mother's maiden name. Now that's either strange or they are not married.

Now the next question of Gollin's imagined sucess is how the hell did he get appointed as a CHEA Commissioner. Well, lets see. John Bear was probably one of his letters of referrence. What do you think, perhaps his wife who is a real university administrator and uses another last name was another?

The next question is how did Otho Allen Ezell, Jr. come to know George Gollin. That one is easy, Otho Allen Ezell, Jr. was pulled away from his job at the bank by John Bear to co-author their book on degree mills. So John introduced the John Bear want-to-be Gollin to his buddy Otho Allen Ezell, Jr.. The same applies to how Gollin came to know Alan Contreras of ODA fame.