IL Progtard Maniac Shoots Up GOP Baseball Practice

[Herbert Spencer]

I noticed that murdering POS Christensen was said to have an "open marriage," i.e., his wife was banging other guys. Is that just one of those Physics Department things (like stalking and/or killing people) or does everyone at UIUC do that? Do you suppose that, as part of their ongoing attempt to be stylish, relevant and relatable to the masses, the Gollin Crime Family has an "open marriage" too? If they do, do you think George knows yet?