01-08-2011, 05:08 AM
(01-07-2011, 06:30 AM)Albert Hidel Wrote: ???? Highly entrepreneurial--keeps a lot of hookers in business
???? A sensible risk taker--reuses condoms to save money
???? Very experienced--at talking, at doing...not so much
???? Inherently pragmatic--when in doubt, takes the BJ
???? Strongly self-motivated--jerks off a lot
???? Tirelessly energetic--see previous
???? Extremely self-confident--carries cash, Visa, MC and Amex
???? Moral and ethical--at least in some counties in Nevada
???? Painfully objective--spank me!
???? Always fair-minded--$40,000? If you say so!
???? Unceasingly responsible--pays even though they only talked
???? Diligently proactive--brings his own condoms
???? Mature and dignified--or as much as you can be with your pants off
???? Deftly diplomatic--pays the girl, not the pimp
???? A concerted team player--threesome anyone?
???? Perceptive and sagacious--knows going rates, doesn't need to ask "how much?"
???? Contagiously enthusiastic--but nothing a little penicillin won't cure
???? Visionary and cogent--likes to watch porn first
???? Ultimately accountable--always tips
To quote the late, inimitable Uncle Janko, "ROFLMAO"
I think that it is appropriate given Unc's relationship, such as it was, with Gregg "Elmer" DesElms.