We all know Gregg Des Elms as a dysfunctional keyboard sociopath. Akin to other clique members, Gregg must have a very biig closet, forget "nazis" and "degree mill shills":
1 Press article describing him as a real sociopath. After squanding $40.000 on one single hooker, Gregg claimed he was researching a book and bitterly turned crusader against the whole sex industry. Another poacher turned gamekeeper. By the way, the journalist's name might sound jewish...very funny.
2 Gregg caught trolling for underage boy's attention wanting to mentor for (in)famous young boys fraternity De Molay. Now how old is Gregg? How old would his "proteges" be? What's wrong with the picture?
Fact here folks!
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So what happened to Elmer? Did he get maimed falling off a ladder? Is he dying of AIDS? Or is he spending the last dime of his welfare check getting his knob polished by a young Asian girl?
ham Wrote:Quote:NEWS . VOL 17 #826 . PUBLISHED 10/2/96
Sex and the Single Crusader
by Monika Bauerlein
Gregg DesElms spills his guts in a hurry. "I have the dubious distinction," he explains five minutes into a phone conversation, "of being probably one of the nation's foremost experts on massage parlors, specifically the Oriental version. Annalyssa Helgeland contributed research to this story.
Arrogant and self-aggrandizing too. I would think every massage parlor owner, employee, former employee, boyfriend of employee, ex-boyfriend of employee, and "John" like Gregg that has visited one of those places has just as much information as he does. There's probably thousands that know as much or more than Gregg. The difference is that the other thousands are not prolific windbags.
I attached Elmer's "qualification brief" which I guess is somewhat like a hybrid of a resume and a CV. I did notice that he left off the part about his expertise on Asian prosttution.
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(01-06-2011, 09:33 PM)Little Arminius Wrote: [ -> ]I attached Elmer's "qualification brief" which I guess is somewhat like a hybrid of a resume and a CV. I did notice that he left off the part about his expertise on Asian prostitution.
Reading that reminds me of the line in that old movie "Lenny" with Dustin Hoffman. The expert is testifying about his expertise:
Quote:Expert: l've taught at Boston University
for three years,
Northwestern University for two years,
then UCLA for three years more,
and l am now at Berkeley.
Lenny: This poor schmuck can't hold a job.
http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scrip...ffman.html
Elmer seems to think he's an expert at.......damn near everything that passes before his consciousness. Yet he rarely seems to spend more than year or two getting paid to do it. Probably gets hired in December, fired in January and puts it on his resume as two years.
???? Highly entrepreneurial
???? A sensible risk taker
???? Very experienced
???? Inherently pragmatic
???? Strongly self-motivated
???? Tirelessly energetic
???? Extremely self-confident
???? Moral and ethical
???? Painfully objective
???? Always fair-minded
???? Unceasingly responsible
???? Diligently proactive
???? Mature and dignified
???? Deftly diplomatic
???? A concerted team player
???? Perceptive and sagacious
???? Contagiously enthusiastic
???? Visionary and cogent
???? Ultimately accountable
PFFT!
???? Highly entrepreneurial--keeps a lot of hookers in business
???? A sensible risk taker--reuses condoms to save money
???? Very experienced--at talking, at doing...not so much
???? Inherently pragmatic--when in doubt, takes the BJ
???? Strongly self-motivated--jerks off a lot
???? Tirelessly energetic--see previous
???? Extremely self-confident--carries cash, Visa, MC and Amex
???? Moral and ethical--at least in some counties in Nevada
???? Painfully objective--spank me!
???? Always fair-minded--$40,000? If you say so!
???? Unceasingly responsible--pays even though they only talked
???? Diligently proactive--brings his own condoms
???? Mature and dignified--or as much as you can be with your pants off
???? Deftly diplomatic--pays the girl, not the pimp
???? A concerted team player--threesome anyone?
???? Perceptive and sagacious--knows going rates, doesn't need to ask "how much?"
???? Contagiously enthusiastic--but nothing a little penicillin won't cure
???? Visionary and cogent--likes to watch porn first
???? Ultimately accountable--always tips
(01-07-2011, 06:30 AM)Albert Hidel Wrote: [ -> ]???? Highly entrepreneurial--keeps a lot of hookers in business
???? A sensible risk taker--reuses condoms to save money
???? Very experienced--at talking, at doing...not so much
???? Inherently pragmatic--when in doubt, takes the BJ
???? Strongly self-motivated--jerks off a lot
???? Tirelessly energetic--see previous
???? Extremely self-confident--carries cash, Visa, MC and Amex
???? Moral and ethical--at least in some counties in Nevada
???? Painfully objective--spank me!
???? Always fair-minded--$40,000? If you say so!
???? Unceasingly responsible--pays even though they only talked
???? Diligently proactive--brings his own condoms
???? Mature and dignified--or as much as you can be with your pants off
???? Deftly diplomatic--pays the girl, not the pimp
???? A concerted team player--threesome anyone?
???? Perceptive and sagacious--knows going rates, doesn't need to ask "how much?"
???? Contagiously enthusiastic--but nothing a little penicillin won't cure
???? Visionary and cogent--likes to watch porn first
???? Ultimately accountable--always tips
To quote the late, inimitable Uncle Janko, "ROFLMAO"
I think that it is appropriate given Unc's relationship, such as it was, with Gregg "Elmer" DesElms.
Quote:I think that it is appropriate given Unc's relationship, such as it was, with Gregg "Elmer" DesElms.
disgraces never come alone...