Gregg DesElms ( Gregg DesElms ) CERTIFIED dysfunctional keyboard sociopath
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???? Highly entrepreneurial--keeps a lot of hookers in business
???? A sensible risk taker--reuses condoms to save money
???? Very experienced--at talking, at doing...not so much
???? Inherently pragmatic--when in doubt, takes the BJ
???? Strongly self-motivated--jerks off a lot
???? Tirelessly energetic--see previous
???? Extremely self-confident--carries cash, Visa, MC and Amex
???? Moral and ethical--at least in some counties in Nevada
???? Painfully objective--spank me!
???? Always fair-minded--$40,000? If you say so!
???? Unceasingly responsible--pays even though they only talked
???? Diligently proactive--brings his own condoms
???? Mature and dignified--or as much as you can be with your pants off
???? Deftly diplomatic--pays the girl, not the pimp
???? A concerted team player--threesome anyone?
???? Perceptive and sagacious--knows going rates, doesn't need to ask "how much?"
???? Contagiously enthusiastic--but nothing a little penicillin won't cure
???? Visionary and cogent--likes to watch porn first
???? Ultimately accountable--always tips

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RE: Gregg DesElms ( Gregg DesElms ) CERTIFIED dysfunctional keyboard sociopath - by Albert Hidel - 01-07-2011, 06:30 AM

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