RA Prof Slays 3 When Tenure Denied

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In the basketball league my kid plays in the league runs criminal background checks on all the coaches. The government does criminal background checks on lawyers, stock brokers, real estate salesmen, insurance agents, law enforcement, fire fighters, IRS agents, just about any licensed or government type job you can think of.

Again: it depends on who you are...
A scandal revealed how corrupt politicians were able to transfer millions in bribes through three different banks in 30 minutes...in the case of poor little hulksters, it'd take days and it'd be subjected to all sorts of scrutiny...you know, all those bad terrorists and kidnappers of babies, we must make sure your money is clean...