03-30-2009, 09:44 AM
Dickie?Billericay Wrote:But dear old dad wasn't able to help her, being so busy as he is with more important matters, like trying to peek under Sheila's skirt.
You left off the most important part, the reward.
Quote:CASH REWARD: Lost Earring with Pink Stone
Somewhere between Mudd and Fairchild I lost one of my favorite earrings, a small stud with a pink stone. The backing is silver and there are small sparkly stones around the pink stone. This earring is very important to me, please give it back if you find it!
I will be happy to reward you with cash or baked goods!
Thank you.
Cordelia.Loots-Gollin@oberlin.edu
2179791111
http://209.85.173.132/search?q=cache:657...clnk&gl=us
Baked goods? Does she mean those traditional Gollum family staples, spring rolls and chocolate vaginas? Or are we talking about Mom's glow-in-the-dark baked ham and carnitas burritos del mutante?