03-21-2009, 10:37 AM
Why is it that you can never find a super sleuth when you need one?
Some poor college girl lost her valuable earring, and needed help finding it. But dear old dad wasn't able to help her, being so busy as he is with more important matters, like trying to peek under Sheila's skirt. So the unfortunate lez, urrrrh, I mean, lass had to run an ad in the college newspaper:
http://209.85.173.132/search?q=cache:t-w...lost_found
I know what you're thinking: "She should check her girlfriend's panties, it probably got snagged."
But let's not be cynical. If you find that earring, or think you might have some important information about it, be sure to call that cell phone number right away. And if nobody answers keep dialing until somebody does answer. This is "very important" so even if it's late at night or very early in the morning, just keep dialing!
Some poor college girl lost her valuable earring, and needed help finding it. But dear old dad wasn't able to help her, being so busy as he is with more important matters, like trying to peek under Sheila's skirt. So the unfortunate lez, urrrrh, I mean, lass had to run an ad in the college newspaper:
Quote:CASH REWARD: Lost Earring with Pink Stone
Somewhere between Mudd and Fairchild I lost one of my favorite earrings, a small stud with a pink stone. The backing is silver and there are small sparkly stones around the pink stone. This earring is very important to me, please give it back if you find ... More
Cordelia.Loots-Gollin@oberlin.edu
2179791111
http://209.85.173.132/search?q=cache:t-w...lost_found
I know what you're thinking: "She should check her girlfriend's panties, it probably got snagged."
But let's not be cynical. If you find that earring, or think you might have some important information about it, be sure to call that cell phone number right away. And if nobody answers keep dialing until somebody does answer. This is "very important" so even if it's late at night or very early in the morning, just keep dialing!
