Gregg DesElms ( Gregg DesElms ) CERTIFIED dysfunctional keyboard sociopath

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NEWS . VOL 17 #826 . PUBLISHED 10/2/96

Sex and the Single Crusader

by Monika Bauerlein

          Gregg DesElms spills his guts in a hurry. "I have the dubious distinction," he explains five minutes into a phone conversation, "of being probably one of the nation's foremost experts on massage parlors, specifically the Oriental version.          Annalyssa Helgeland contributed research to this story.

Arrogant and self-aggrandizing too.  I would think every massage parlor owner, employee, former employee, boyfriend of employee, ex-boyfriend of employee, and "John" like Gregg that has visited one of those places has just as much information as he does.  There's probably thousands that know as much or more than Gregg.  The difference is that the other thousands are not prolific windbags.