03-21-2016, 05:52 PM
Oh my god, this is terrible, tragic news!? Since Janko kicked the bucket back in 2009 I've had 40 parachuting Asian hookers on retainer for just this very occasion! You mean I missed his funeral and paid all that money for nothing? Wow, now I know how Elmer felt when he dropped $40,000 on that "massage therapist"? in Minnesota and only got a back rub.
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40 parachuting Asian hookers prepare for Gregg DesElms' funeral
Well, maybe not quite 40, but definitely a lot.? Or at least more than a couple. Okay, and maybe they aren't Asian exactly either, but who can really tell when they're all strapped up in parachutes and crash helmets? And yeah, alright, strictly speaking some of them are actually dudes, but do you think Elmer ever bothered to distinguish?
40 parachuting Asian hookers prepare for Gregg DesElms' funeral
Well, maybe not quite 40, but definitely a lot.? Or at least more than a couple. Okay, and maybe they aren't Asian exactly either, but who can really tell when they're all strapped up in parachutes and crash helmets? And yeah, alright, strictly speaking some of them are actually dudes, but do you think Elmer ever bothered to distinguish?
