03-20-2016, 10:00 PM
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Informed sources confirm that Gregg DesElms and his keyboard diarrhea have been permanently silenced, effective March of 2015. The Lord, in His infinite wisdom, has flushed another loathsome turd down the heavenly porcelain convenience. Apparently permanently planted in All Souls Catholic Cemetery in Vallejo, in case you want to stop by and leave a "remembrance" on his grave.?
Eloquent testimony to how little he was missed; it was a year before anybody even noticed the asshole was gone. Praise the Lord, for His wonders never cease! Better late than never, but about damn time.
Like a brown stain on a mattress, Elmer left us all something that time can't erase. In the immortal words of Curtis Knight, "He's not gone, he's just dead."
Hey Elmer, hope you said hello to Janko and Israel on your descent to the Infernos of the Netherworld. Not sure about the sentencing criteria in Hell, but Elmer's earthly antics surely earned him a double eternity enhancement. Write a book about that, you cunt.
Congratulations to whoever had Number Six in the NCTSI pool. They're starting to drop like flies now, so get your bets in.
