Gay Activist George Gollin Trounced In Primary

[WilliamW]

Wow, the election isn't even until next Tuesday, March 18, 2014, and they are already writing George Gollin's political obituary.

True, Gollin's fantasy foray into politics was even more laughably inept and stillborn than his debacle as a self-proclaimed degree mill "expert." But you would think they might at least wait until after the votes were counted.

Oh wait, this is the Illinois Democrat party we're talking about. The votes have already been counted!

Gay Activist George Gollin Trounced In Primary
Mar 13 (16 hours ago)

Democrat voters in Illinois' 13th Congressional district primary election soundly rejected Marxist college professor George Gollin and his radical homosexual agenda Tuesday. Former judge Ann Callis easily outclassed the elderly self-described "crackpot" by a huge margin.

Gollin blamed his crushing defeat on "Papists" and "bitter Bible-clinging tea baggers." Gollin admitted that stalking Callis at her campaign headquarters and running obviously false attack ads was a "strategic error," but only because "I didn't do it enough." He said that next election he would do more stalking and tell even more outrageous lies, and vowed to "drive that little bitch to her knees, where she belongs."

When asked if his racist "eggplant" slurs and illegal "astroturf" campaign ads might have contributed to his humiliating loss, Gollin started sobbing and blamed it all on the ineptness of his campaign manager, Monica Biddix. "It's always the women who stand in my way," said Gollin sullenly. "Next time I'm going to get 15 people to do all the work for me, just like I did with my dissertation."

Republican insiders privately expressed regret that Gollin made such a feeble showing. They anticipated an easy victory for incumbent Rep. Rodney Davis in November in the unlikely event that a complete raving idiot like George Gollin had won the Democrat nomination.