Gollin Shills For Leftist Loser Tim Bishop

[Armando Ramos]

Things are looking grim for Democrat Congressman Tim Bishop in NY's 1st district:

January 20, 2010

Representative Tim Bishop (NY-01) holds a very small lead against potential Republican challenger Randy Altschuler,  47% to 45% in a new SurveyUSA poll sponsored by Firedoglake.

...Looking deeper into the numbers, Altshuler’s support might be slightly stronger than the poll numbers indicate.

http://elections.firedoglake.com/2010/01...publicans/

As we saw with the recent defeat of leftist pedophile-lover Coakley in Massachussetts, anti-socialist sentiment is sweeping the country, even in NY.  Bishop knows he's in for a battle to hold onto his soft government job.

How can Bishop save the day?  

How about getting some really stupid people to shill for him, like maybe by pretending he was doing something to fight evil or something?  George Gollin (George D. Gollin, George Dana Gollin) says, "You got it, Tim!"

Hence Gollum's big announcement at DD of "new" diploma mill legislation.  Yawn.   Featuring maybe a certain self-appointed accreditation "expert"?  

Except that the "new" law looks a lot like the "old" diploma mill legislation Bishop and the idiot Betty McCollum introduced way back in 2006.  How did that turn out, George?  Read more here:
http://www.govtrack.us/congress/bill.xpd?bill=h109-6008

Clearly this Bishop asshole is a big government socialist who wants even more state control over higher education.  Just the sort of loser that the anti-Obamunist backlash is going to flush down the drain in November.  

And the more radical leftist dickhead Gollum shills the more people become aware of what a radical leftist dickhead Bishop is, and the more who will vote against him in November.  

Keep up the good work, Gollum.  You'll turn that 2% lead into a deficit faster than a NAMBLA endorsement.

[Martin Eisenstadt]

And the more radical leftist dickhead Gollum shills the more people become aware of what a radical leftist dickhead Bishop is, and the more who will vote against him in November.  

Keep up the good work, Gollum.  You'll turn that 2% lead into a deficit faster than a NAMBLA endorsement.

Another one of Gollin's leftist faves, Bill Foster (IL-14) is also running scared.  Gollin coughed up a big $600 total donation for Foster back in 2007.

According to Moe Lane, Foster is one of the 14 "worried" Dim-ocrats who commissioned a poll at the end of 2009:

Meet fourteen worrying Democrats.

Posted by Moe Lane (Profile)
Tuesday, February 2nd at 6:23PM EST

List extrapolated from here from Reid Wilson:

Candidate District PVI Cook Rating
Mike Ross  AR-04 R+7 Likely Dem
Allan Boyd  FL-02 R+6 Likely Dem
Alan Grayson  FL-08 R+2 Toss-Up
Suzanne Kosmas  FL-24 R+4 Lean Dem
Sanford Bishop  GA-02 D+1 Safe Dem
Bill Foster  IL-14 R+1 Lean Dem
Frank Kratovil  MD-01 R+13 Toss-Up
Ike Skelton  MO-04 R+14 Lean Dem
Earl Pomeroy  ND-AL R+10 Lean Dem
Dina Titus  NV-03 D+2 Toss-Up
Mike McMahon  NY-13 R+4 Lean Dem
Michael Arcuri  NY-24 R+2 Lean Dem
Chris Carney  PA-10 R+8 Lean Dem
Ciro Rodriguez  TX-23 R+4 Likely Dem

…and the reason that you can tell that they’re worrying is because everyone on that list commissioned a poll in the last three months of 2009. Reid explains why this is interesting:

Some political professionals advising their clients have told them to hold off conducting polls until this 3-month period, when the health care debate calms down. Dems saw a demonstrable drop in support during the final half of the year, thanks to health care, and polling during such a turbulent time gives unnecessarily worrying, or inaccurate, results.

Which last may or may not be true; but it still begs the question why these fourteen are worrying. Aside from the fact that they’re all in competitive districts.  And that all but one of them is in a race rated as competitive.  And that more than half of them are already at serious risk of losing their jobs.  And that it’s turning out to be a bad year to be an incumbent Democrat.  Other than that, no worries, yes?

Yes, ‘worry’ is an interesting word, ‘isn’t it?  It originally meant ‘to strangle,’ you know.

After Gollum ends Bishop's career in NY he should have no trouble converting Foster's current one point shortfall into double digits.  

No worries, Foster, you've got George "The Sphincter" Gollin in your corner.    Talk about the kiss of death.  Could it have been any worse if it had been Chip White?  Wasn't Charlie Manson available for endorsements?

[Dickie Billericay]

Could it have been any worse if it had been Chip White?  Wasn't Charlie Manson available for endorsements?

Sounds like the setup for a joke.  

Gollin, Hitler and Stalin walk into a bar.....

[Armando Ramos]

Gollin, Hitler and Stalin walk into a bar.....

The bartender says, "What is this? A joke?"

Gollin, Hitler and Stalin walk into a bar.....

The bartender starts screaming at the top of his lungs, "What the fuck are you doing in my bar?! What the fucking fuck? Get out of here, right now! I will NOT allow guys like you in here. GET THE FUCK OUT, GEORGE!!!!!!"

Gollin, Hitler and Stalin walk into a bar.....

The bartender has a gun with two bullets.  He thinks it over, then shoots Gollin--twice.

Gollin, Hitler and Stalin walk into a bar.....

The bartender asks Stalin if he would like a drink.  Stalin orders a Stolichnaya.

The bartender asks Gollin if he would like a drink.  Gollin orders a Manischewitz.  

The bartender asks Hitler if he would like a drink.  Hitler replies in disgust, "I'd rather be raped by a dozen camels than let liquor touch my lips!"

Gollin hands his drink back and says, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice!"

Gollin, Hitler and Stalin walk into a bar.....

Hitler has a few too many and begins screaming “All Jews are shitheads!"

Gollin says, “I take serious offense to that! It's a bloody lie!”

Stalin asks, “Why? Are you a Jew?”

Gollin replies proudly, “No. I'm a shithead.”

Gollin, Hitler and Stalin walk into a bar.....

Hitler trips, falls forward and jams his head in some railings.  Stalin, quick as a flash, pulls Hitler's knickers down and bangs him senseless from behind.   He turns to Gollin and says "Your turn." Gollin starts crying. "What's wrong?" asks Stalin.  Gollin sobs, "My head won't fit in the railings!"

Gollin, Hitler and Stalin walk into a bar.....

Hitler says, "I have been planning what to do for WW3."
Stalin asks, "What’s that?"
Hitler says, "This time throw 60 million Jews and 8 clowns into an oven.
Gollin asks, "Why the 8 clowns?"
Hitler turns to Stalin and says, "SEE, no one cares about the fucking Jews!

Gollin, Hitler and Stalin walk into a bar.....

After a few drinks Gollin confides to his comrades that he soon will be having sex for the first time with his girl friend Melanie.

"I don't know what to do!" Gollin wails.

Hitler and Stalin confer, and soon Stalin offers this fatherly advice.  "George," counsels kindly Uncle Joe, "Just stick your largest thing into her hairiest thing."

So Gollin stuck his nose into her armpit.

[Albert Hidel]

Chip White and George Gollin are walking down the street.

Chip says "Let's go and screw those little boys over there."

Gollin says "OK, but out of what?"

[Don Dresden]

Those are some great jokes, but you all still have a long way to go to top "Shecky Tait" and his legendary DesElms jokes.

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.educa...b0f548fa7c

But no harm in tryin':

"Help! Help!" cried the young woman as she staggered up the steps of the police station. "George Gollin molested me!"

"How'd you know it was George Gollin?" inquired the Sergeant at the desk.

"I had to help him" she gasped.

Gollin, Hitler and Stalin walk into a bar.....

They drink until closing time then stagger out into the street, where a bus runs them all over, killing them instantly.

They appear before Saint Peter, who prepares to mete out their eternal reward.  But when Saint Peter looks at his clipboard, he gets all embarrassed.  Shamefaced, he explains that there's been a mix-up, and that the three shouldn't have been killed today at all.

To make up for it, Saint Peter says that they can ride down on the Heavenly slide back to earth, and if they yell out their favourite drink on the way down, then they'll land in a big vat of it, and they can drink to their hearts' content.

Hitler is first on the slide. On the way down, he shouts out "German beer!" and he lands in a large vat of beer, and starts guzzling it down.

Stalin is next on the slide. On the way down, he shouts out "Russian vodka!" and he lands in a large vat of vodka, and starts to drink as much as he possibly can.

Last one to go is Gollin. On the way down, he's having such a fun ride on the slide that he shouts out "Wheeeeee".

Gollin, Hitler and Stalin walk into a bar.....

"Let's make a pact," they say after quite a few drinks, "Whoever survives will put $500 in the others' graves to speed them on their way to the next world, and to thank God for surviving."

On the way home Hitler crashes and is killed. The others go to his funeral; and, as agreed, Stalin puts $500 in cash into Hitler's grave.  

Gollin writes out a cheque for $1000 to Hitler, puts it in the grave, and takes the $500 change.

Gollin, Hitler and Stalin walk into a bar.....

But the bartender refuses to serve them.  So they go down the block to a 7-11, shoplift a couple cases of beer and start drinking in the parking lot.  

Gollin turns to Hitler and says, “We should get 15 friends, burn that crappy bar down and blame it on diploma mills.”  Stalin says, “That’s fucked up.”  Hitler says, “That reminds me, I forgot to pay my gas bill.”

[Little Arminius]

I read these at 5:30 a.m. and laughed so hard I couldn't go back to sleep. Gollin really is a first class schmuck and all around buffoon, and in many ways is very similar to Gregg DesElms (a/k/a Elmer). Both are big government, socialist leaning jerkoffs between whom the biggest difference is the ability to get laid in a Korean whorehouse.

[Armando Ramos]