Jimmy Drain Bramaged

[Armando Ramos]

This is what happens when you post at DD and hang out with turds on the internet: Your brain is destroyed.

Quote:Prayers, Thoughts, Meditations requests, please...
by Jimmy on Fri Jan 06, 2012 12:11 am

A few of you know that two week's ago I suffered a grand mal seizure (first time ever) at work, passed out, and was rushed to the ER. At that point, the thought was my blood sugar was too low.

Was subsequently sent to a neurologist who had me undergo a brain MRI. Results today show a brain lesion. Will see a neurosurgeon to determine which one of four types (two serious, two not) I have. Please keep me in your prayers, thoughts, and meditations. Thank you.

You got it Jimmy. Cut out all the debauchery and get well soon.

[Ben Johnson]

Jimmy appears to be a Quaker again. He quit being an apostate so God should forgive him.

[ham]

(01-09-2012 04:22 AM)Ben Johnson Wrote:  Jimmy appears to be a QuaCk again. He quit being an apostate so God should forgive him.

The samga of distance learning increasingly looks like a case study collection from a psychiatric ward in intensive care.
Those people cannot advise themselves, so they are the last anyone should pay attention to, let alone follow.

[Martin Eisenstadt]

So if Jimmy had a fully functioning brain he would post here. With half a brain he can still keep posting at DD. When he gets down to no brain at all they make him a moderator at DI.

[Ben Johnson]

(01-13-2012 12:29 PM)Martin Eisenstadt Wrote:  When he gets down to no brain at all they make him a moderator at DI.

Is Jimmy a switch hitter like the rest of them?

[Albert Hidel]

(01-16-2012 04:07 AM)Ben Johnson Wrote:  Is Jimmy a switch hitter like the rest of them?

I wouldn't think so, but while they have him up on the rack Jimmy ought to have the doctors check for wear and tear on the tailpipe just to be sure that's not the source of his malfunction.

[Armando Ramos]

So Jimmy now claims the problem is not missing or defective parts, but that he actually came factory-equipped with redundant blood vessels as standard equipment.

If he has more than the standard allocation in other areas he might be on the road to a successful new career as one of Chip's new cinema faves.