04-30-2009, 02:58 PM
True Patriot Wrote:NEWS FLASH
The CDC has successfully linked the Swine Flu epidemic to George Gollin and his wife Melanie Loots-Gollin in the sale of research hogs, better known as "Swine". Stay tuned in the coming days for additional information regarding this extremely important health and safety matter. The Department for Homeland Security is investigating.
Good of you to include the smilie
, suggesting that you jest. Otherwise the humor-impaired out there might not have detected your merry mirth-making. Although we associate the Gollins with a variety of diseased and debauched conduct, it's not yet proven that they had anything to do with the swine flu epidemic.