04-22-2009, 01:03 PM
Miss me? I’m sure you all are just going Goo Goo for Guggenheim! I know I am.
Today I have a special treat for you rabble. Here’s an advance look at one of the
chapters in my fabulous new book!
My new best friend Jack “The Hack” Zurlini and I, the magnificent and omniscient
George Loots-Gollin, have discovered yet another goatbag galoomfing splooey
in the dogcloset:
Indian Sex University
Caution: website contains adult heterosexual content that may not be suitable for minors, homosexuals
or people easily repulsed by disgustingly obese women.
![[Image: header.gif]](http://www.indiansexuniversity.com/images/header.gif)
Not a real University!
With the scientific logic and thoroughness you might expect from someone whose
PhD dissertation was written by 15 friends, I have googled several Indian government
websites and now make this authoritative pronouncement: they don’t have any record
of the Indian Sex University! Not in Mumbai, not in Bangalore, not in Mysore, not even
in Bangmybumsore.
Now here is the real shocker (ha ha, note my clever and subtle double entendre!):
that building on the far right of the banner is not really their “convenient Mumbai
campus,” but rather the historic Gateway of India building, located in some place
called Bombay!
![[Image: 250px-Gateway_of_India.jpg]](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ed/Gateway_of_India.jpg/250px-Gateway_of_India.jpg)
Zirlini and I have carefully scrutinized each and every picture and movie on this
website, and we can tell you with mathematical certainty that there is not a single
one that was shot at the Gateway of India building!
Not real Indians!
Check it out, not a single one of these “Indians” is wearing feathers,
carrying a bow and arrow, or living in a teepee! These are obviously fake Indians, my guess
is probably Italians or Iranians or some other mysterious swarthy foreigners, possibly
pretending to be chemical engineers or nuclear scientists to get fake visas.
Once again the great George Loots-Gollin has uncovered a yoodle noodle factory,
thereby protecting all you innocents of lesser intellect from being fooled by these
trailer trash monsters. Thank me, you’re welcome.
Today I have a special treat for you rabble. Here’s an advance look at one of the
chapters in my fabulous new book!
My new best friend Jack “The Hack” Zurlini and I, the magnificent and omniscient
George Loots-Gollin, have discovered yet another goatbag galoomfing splooey
in the dogcloset:
Indian Sex University
Caution: website contains adult heterosexual content that may not be suitable for minors, homosexuals
or people easily repulsed by disgustingly obese women.
Not a real University!
With the scientific logic and thoroughness you might expect from someone whose
PhD dissertation was written by 15 friends, I have googled several Indian government
websites and now make this authoritative pronouncement: they don’t have any record
of the Indian Sex University! Not in Mumbai, not in Bangalore, not in Mysore, not even
in Bangmybumsore.
Now here is the real shocker (ha ha, note my clever and subtle double entendre!):
that building on the far right of the banner is not really their “convenient Mumbai
campus,” but rather the historic Gateway of India building, located in some place
called Bombay!
Zirlini and I have carefully scrutinized each and every picture and movie on this
website, and we can tell you with mathematical certainty that there is not a single
one that was shot at the Gateway of India building!
Not real Indians!
Check it out, not a single one of these “Indians” is wearing feathers,
carrying a bow and arrow, or living in a teepee! These are obviously fake Indians, my guess
is probably Italians or Iranians or some other mysterious swarthy foreigners, possibly
pretending to be chemical engineers or nuclear scientists to get fake visas.
Once again the great George Loots-Gollin has uncovered a yoodle noodle factory,
thereby protecting all you innocents of lesser intellect from being fooled by these
trailer trash monsters. Thank me, you’re welcome.