08-04-2008, 07:13 AM
Little Arminius Wrote:I was sure that those types would eventually marry, have a family and mature, or at the very least, make a concious decision to STFU and not be thought of as the village idiot. I was wrong.
Have kids? Remember the Sponge Bob episode where Sponge Bob can't get into the Salty Spitoon because he's not tough enough and has to go to Weenie Hut Jr. instead?
Janko reminds me of the two geeks at Weenie Hut Jr. arguing about Mega Weenie Monday.
Quote:Spongebob: Patrick, what’re you doing here?
Patrick: I’m always here on Double Weenie Wednesdays.
Nerd 1: Actually they moved Double Weenie Wednesday to Friday.
Nerd 2: And besides, today’s Monday.
Patrick: Oh, so it’s Mega Weenie Monday?
Nerd 1: Uh, that’s now on Sunday.
Patrick: Barnacles!
Nerd 2: Super Weenie Hut Jr’s has a Mega Weenie Monday.
Nerd 1: Uh, no, you’re thinking of Monster Weenie Monday…
Janko doesn't quite get the difference between esoteric and inconsequential. He's sitting at the Mega Weenie counter talking to himself about something nobody cares about.
I also like his role as the unofficial DD greeter. "Welcome to the board, we have our eyes on you. Don't post anything contra-doctrinaire, or somebody with more balls and technical understanding than me will delete it." Sort of like the punchy Joe Louis staggering around shaking hands in some tacky hotel lobby. Not because they really need him, but they kind of feel sorry for him and want to give him something to do since he can't do anything else.
