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Gay Al's New um "Job," sort of - Printable Version +- DL Truth: Distance Learning Truth (https://www.dltruth.com) +-- Forum: DL Hall of Shame: Individuals (https://www.dltruth.com/forum-7.html) +--- Forum: Alan Contreras (https://www.dltruth.com/forum-12.html) +--- Thread: Gay Al's New um "Job," sort of (/thread-1327.html) Pages:
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Gay Al's New um "Job," sort of - Yancy Derringer - 03-28-2012 Oregon's former ODA head, the adjudicated civil rights violator and anti-Christian bigot Alan Contreras, has moved to Medford and started up some sort of....business? consultancy?? expert opinion service??? general bullshit vendor???? Here's a copy of his letter to NACIQI, where he advocates nationalizing accreditation, which shows his new address and contact info:
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Quote: My guess is the geniuses at NACIQI didn't realize Gay Al had quit his ODA job back in April of 2011 and sent him something by mistake. Since NACIQI is supposed to be seeking "quality" and "integrity" it's difficult to see why they would need the opinion of an adjudicated civil rights violator and anti-Christian bigot. As well as a pervert, a defamer so vile he was required to undergo remedial education, and an all-around socialist douchebag. Although this might explain why NACIQI never does anything more than rubberstamp approval of the regional accreditation agencies. Tough to recommend action if you don't understand the underlying concepts. Public records show that the perv paid $133,000 in July 2011 for his little 1541 sf, 2BR 2BA love nest built in 1950. I'm guessing he liked that there was a lot of room in the crawl space for burying bodies. The guy he bought it from paid BofA $80,000 for it in an April 2011 foreclosure sale. The previous owner paid $269,000 in October 2006.
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RE: Gay Al's New um "Job," sort of - Armando Ramos - 03-28-2012 Anal Contreras Wrote:The triad must therefore be viewed as having slightly adjustable legs. ... Anal sure seems hung up on that "three-legged stool" analogy. Probably because it has both his favorite things, "third legs" and "stool." RE: Gay Al's New um "Job," sort of - Ben Johnson - 03-29-2012 Contreras and job? Rim job? Blow job? RE: Gay Al's New um "Job," sort of - Don Dresden - 03-29-2012 (03-29-2012, 10:14 AM)Ben Johnson Wrote: Contreras and job? And then the real fun begins.... ![]()
RE: Gay Al's New um "Job," sort of - Ben Johnson - 03-29-2012 (03-29-2012, 12:44 PM)Don Dresden Wrote:(03-29-2012, 10:14 AM)Ben Johnson Wrote: Contreras and job? Do tell. RE: Gay Al's New um "Job," sort of - Virtual Bison - 03-29-2012 I would love to be on the other side of an interview when Al is the candidate. I would be like. "So Mr Contreras what makes you feel that you are qualified for this job?" "Well I did considerable research for the State of Oregon and public service alerting the public on subject of Diploma Mills" (raising index finger in self congratulatory rightousness.) "You don't say. Well I did a little checking on you background. Lets see.. hmmm... something about a civil rights violation. Care to explain that?" "Well a man in my position needs attracts enemies. The Diploma Mill operators, well they are a powerful force." "You don't say. Well you did make it difficult for a lot of innocent people who, shall we say got the short end of the stick in some of your efforts." "But they deserved it and I regret nothing!" "Really? Well I had a chance to talk to some of these people!" "What? Don't you believe me? Is this the face of a liar? Look, I got references from some distinguished people, why here is a letter from Dr John Bear. Know him?" "Oh yes, that Diploma Mill founder who now is making a living targetting the very people he advised? Yes I know him." "Well there is Dr Gollin. Now HE is a great man!" (Laughing) "Yes I know this Dr Gollin. This expert on distance learning who never took or taught an online course." "I do not like the tone of your voice sir! I am an expert! See my creds?" "Sure I do. And since you mentioned the position you are in, well here are some pictures in found online. Speaking of awkward positions.. well I had to hide my eyes from these ones..." Contraras is now speechless.... "Well Mr Contraras thank you for a rather amusing time. Now please see yourself to the door. I have work to do." "But... but... don't you want to ask me more about..." "Oh I have heard enough. Now please see yourself out unless you want our security staff to show you. And please do not touch anything here. Our cleaning crew works very hard to keep things sanitary."
RE: Gay Al's New um "Job," sort of - Martin Eisenstadt - 03-30-2012 (03-29-2012, 05:52 PM)Virtual Bison Wrote: And please do not touch anything here. Our cleaning crew works very hard to keep things sanitary." ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Gay Al's old ODA office gets the once over from the local hazmat team... ![]() ![]() RE: Gay Al's New um "Job," sort of - bigfoot - 04-19-2012 funniest thing i've seen or read in WEEKS! ROTFLMAO! RE: Gay Al's New um "Job," sort of - bigfoot - 04-27-2012 went back to reread this thread......Funniest sh&% I have ever read!.....Armando's statement about the "stool"...etc. etc....had me almost crapping my pants, it was so funny! The hazmat, clown (gacy stuff, is equally noteworthy.....funny, funny stuff....you guys give me a major league barrels worth of side-splitting entertainment...can't stop laughing RE: Gay Al's New um "Job," sort of - bigfoot - 05-01-2012 Just went back to re-read the gacy, stool-third leg action as well as the hysterical haz-mat number to this day the funniest sh#@! I have ever read my sides ache... |