Gollin Brat Needs Ride

[Winston Smith]

This kid needs to be educated in what constitutes good music.

Music is the least of its problems.

Remember, it may take a village to raise a child but it only takes two PhDs to raise a radical lesbian cheerleader.

They had more important things to do anyway, like stalking grannies, posting 1280 times on gay boy porn fronts, collaborating with anti-Christian bigots and civil rights violators, and selling mutant lab pigs for food.

They're probably glad its hanging out in squalid bars in Cleveland instead of coming home for the weekend to annoy them.