Elmer v. AlGore: Who Is The Bigger Massage Pig?

[Winston Smith]

Gotta love the irony of it, the eco-scammer getting taken down in tree hugger heaven Oregon, of all places. Guess now we know why Tipper hit the road.

There should be a law that every pervert in Oregon gets an Enquirer cover. "Anal Contreras Is A Pervert & Civil Rights Violator!!"?



NEW EVIDENCE REVEALED: GORE SEX SCANDAL VICTIM TELLS ALL!!!

AL GORE SEX SCANDAL ACCUSER reveals shocking NEW EVIDENCE -- ONLY to the NATIONAL ENQUIRER in a bombshell world exclusive interview!

"AL GORE is a pervert and sexual predator," declares MOLLY HAGERTY, 54, the massage therapist who told Portland, Ore. police that the ex-VICE President sexually assaulted her.

"He's not what people think he is - he's a sick man!"

When the ENQUIRER first broke the world-exclusive story last week her name was withheld as the victim of a possible sex crime.

NOW, Hagerty has bravely gone public - AND on the record- only to The ENQUIRER - to demand police launch a full investigation.

"I want justice served," Hagerty said as she reveals the key witness who could blow the case wide open, the secret hotel video surveillance and the DNA evidence!

I like how they put the word "VICE" in capital letters. Reminds me of that old Beverly Hillbillies episode, where banker Drysdale is trying to get the hillbillies to adopt a corporate structure. He makes Jed the President and Granny the Vice President, but Granny is unsure of her duties. Later she angrily confronts Drysdale. "I just had Jethro look up the word "vice" in the dictionary. I ain't gonna be president of any such goings on!" Jed changes her sign so it says "Nice President." Looks like the hillbillies had more sense than that Harvard dumbass AlGore.