Dear Leader Cheats On Wife

[Martin Eisenstadt]

OBAMA CHEATING SCANDAL

PRESIDENT OBAMA has been caught in a shocking cheating scandal after being caught in a Washington, DC Hotel with a former campaign aide, sources say.

And now, a hush-hush security video that shows everything could topple both Obama's presidency and marriage to Michelle!

A confidential investigation has learned that Obama first became close to gorgeous 35 year-old VERA BAKER in 2004 when she worked tirelessly to get him elected to the US Senate, raising millions in campaign contributions.

While Baker has insisted in the past that "nothing happened" between them, the ENQUIRER has learned that top anti-Obama operatives are offering more than $1 million to witnesses to reveal what they know about the alleged hush-hush affair.

Among those being offered money is a limo driver who says that he took Vera to a secret hotel rendezvous where the President was staying.

On the condition of anonymity, the limo driver said he took Baker "from a friend's home in the DC area to the Hotel George where I learned later that Obama would be spending the night."

The driver recalled that he "waited in the lobby while she went to change her outfit.  

"But to the best of my knowledge she did not have a room at the hotel and she was not staying there so I thought that it was a bit odd."

The driver said he then picked up Obama at the airport and drove both he and Baker to various locations while he was campaigning for funds.  Vera accompanied him to each meeting.

"About 10:30 PM, I drove them to the hotel and they went in together!"

"My services for the evening were done - and there was no indication she was going to leave the hotel that night."

A top DC source told The ENQUIRER exclusively that the driver's account had been independently corroborated by investigators who believe the couple spent the night together at the hotel.

The ENQUIRER has also learned that on-site hotel surveillance video camera footage could provide indisputable evidence.

"Investigators are attempting to obtain a tape from the hotel (that) shows Vera and Barack together," the DC insider confided.  

"If the tape surfaces, it will explode the scandal."

I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Vera Baker...

[Winston Smith]

What's up with those hands?  Is she the reincarnation of Elrod Hendricks?  Looks like she took a lot of foul tips.

[Armando Ramos]

What's up with those hands?  Is she the reincarnation of Elrod Hendricks?  Looks like she took a lot of foul tips.

Dude, who is looking at her hands?

The scorecard so far:

Enquirer vs. John Edwards?  Enquirer.

Enquirer vs. Tiger?  Enquirer.

Enquirer vs. Dear Leader?  

[WilliamW]

We never believed Obama had an affair with a woman, because Obama does not appear to like women.

As American Standard recently wondered, there are no former girlfriends, either on the scene or noted in any of the books William Ayers or Jon Favreau wrote for Obama. No high school girlfriends. No college sweethearts. But, there sure are plenty of men he’s spent an odd amount of time with.

...This is all really suspicious, though, because during the campaign we truly believe the Obama team pushed the Baker affair story because they wanted people not to talk about Obama’s gay relationships.

Larry Sinclair, Reggie Jones, Kal Penn, Donald Young, nameless men at Man’s Country. You name it.

Who’s pushing the Baker business now, and why? Is there a himbo eruption coming for the White House, so they want to preemptively start rumors the current president is such a stud he’s bedding down a woman like Baker?

Could this have anything to do with the fact that, surreally, even people like Maureen Dowd have been hinting at a sexual relationship between Obama and his “basketball buddy” and “body man” Reggie Love…or is it linked to Kal Penn’s firing?

Is Penn threatening to talk?

Was he really robbed at gunpoint coincidentally in Dupont Circle, or was someone sending Penn a message not to talk about what went on with Obama?

It wouldn’t be the first time a man romantically linked to this president found himself in front of the business end of the gun.

Curiouser and curiouser.

http://hillbuzz.org/2010/04/30/leave-ver...ith-obama/

[WilliamW]

[ham]

That is all a racist conspiracy...they want Alabama in the 1920s back and poor Negroes on their knees...help!

[Martin Eisenstadt]

Barack Obama cheated on the Sasquatch.

Would you like some curry with that Sasquatch, Mr. President?

Can you really blame Barack Obama for cheating on Michelle?

Don’t get me wrong. Michelle Obama is pretty hot. If I were a woman. Into NBA players. Or if I were a woman into WNBA players.

[Albert Hidel]

The real Sasquatch looks scared spitless by Mrs. Dear Leader.  I bet Dear Leader is too.   I think she could take them both, either one at a time or both together.

[Albert Hidel]

That is all a racist conspiracy...they want Alabama in the 1920s back and poor Negroes on their knees...help!

The government wants us all on our knees, black, white and all shades in between.  

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"When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty."--Thomas Jefferson

[ham]

"When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty."

Fearing who?
You mean the grunting, faceless mass of morons who have the attention span of a fifteen years old moron on behaviour medications.
In a while they'll be thinking about the next football event, and worrying whether Rufus Neghro the fantastic quarterback is really leaving; or about the new rebate on Macdonald's takeaway meals. For the more sophisticated it may be some patriotic call to arms to defend the great nation against the evil axis of North Korea, Iran and Venezuela...

I am convinced mr. Soetoro is a victim of a racist cabal seeking to discredit him in order to cripple this momentous step forward for the African race...