Elmer = Douches Tecum

[Albert Hidel]

Did Mr. Keyboard Diarrhea just get out of jail or rehab, or just get his computer back out of the pawn shop?  He's been posting up a storm lately after several years of apparent inactivity.  

Looks like he relocated to Vallejo, just south of his former claimed home of Napa.  Vallejo is one of the cities where the famed Zodiac Killer committed his murders, so this may be what makes it so attractive to Elmer.

Here's what he claims to be up to lately, taken from some post he made about counting stinking bums for the census:

Ensuring that all homeless are counted can bring much needed federal dollars to Vallejo

by Gregg L. DesElms
3/22/10

I need the help of all VIB readers (and pretty much everyone else in Vallejo) to tell me every single place where they've been seeing homeless people living and/or congregating in Vallejo. And I need it pretty much right now... today. The reason is because I've partnered with the US Census Bureau this year to help ensure that all the homeless are counted when the census workers fan out across the city during the last three days of March to do their every-ten-year homeless count. And the reason that's important is because the Census Bureau estimates that for every person in Vallejo who's counted this year -- even the homeless, and, yes, even you -- roughly $1,200 per person per year will be allocated to Vallejo in one form or another of federal funds during the coming decade. And since I estimate that Vallejo's homeless have been grossly undercounted in the past; and that there may even be as many as 1,500 of them out there, then at $1,200 per person per year, that's some roughly $18 million that could be heading Vallejo's way in the next ten years if we can just get all those homeless folks counted!

So we've got to scramble... and fast.  I've made it super-easy for everyone to communicate with me.

I've created a web page at  www.homelessvallejo.org   where you can fill-in a form.  

Or my toll-free telephone number is 1-877-383-5148.  

My email address is gregg@greggdeselms.com

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Gregg DesElms performs agency and advocacy to the homeless, disabled vets, the elderly, recent parolees, and others similarly in need.  Though he's been doing it as needed for thirty years, it has become a nearly full-time ministry for him during the past five or so years.  You may view a copy of his business card as a PDF file at www.tinyurl.com/deselms-card

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