03-28-2010, 08:11 AM
Let's see how the combatants match up...
In one corner you have a true patriot, a man who has literally sacrified everything to bring decent medical care to the impoverished people of his war ravaged nation. And who, against all odds, actually succeeded in creating 22 new, duly licensed medical doctors, including an 80% pass rate on the US Medical Licensing Exam.
In the other corner you have a self-aggrandizing, racist, marxist, anti-Christian bigot trying to make a new career out of destroying independent Christian schools who dare to compete with the billionaire higher education cartel. His employer spends more money on paper clips than the entire gross national product of Liberia.
I'm praying this goes to trial and they allow video in the courtroom. Watching the jury retch as Gollum scratches his ass, picks his nose and sniffs his armpits should be priceless.
Maybe the Crazy Guggenheim society will be asking Gollum to make a movie next time. I'm thinking young Richard Roundtree as Dr. Dolphin ("Who is the man who brings doctors to a ravaged land? Dolphin! Right on! That dude Dolphin is a healin' mother...hush yo' mouth!).
And that Japanese guy who plays Guy LaDouche on MXC as Gollum ("nG-nG-nG-Gollum here! Now it's time to play Eat Shiitake!")
In one corner you have a true patriot, a man who has literally sacrified everything to bring decent medical care to the impoverished people of his war ravaged nation. And who, against all odds, actually succeeded in creating 22 new, duly licensed medical doctors, including an 80% pass rate on the US Medical Licensing Exam.
In the other corner you have a self-aggrandizing, racist, marxist, anti-Christian bigot trying to make a new career out of destroying independent Christian schools who dare to compete with the billionaire higher education cartel. His employer spends more money on paper clips than the entire gross national product of Liberia.
I'm praying this goes to trial and they allow video in the courtroom. Watching the jury retch as Gollum scratches his ass, picks his nose and sniffs his armpits should be priceless.
Maybe the Crazy Guggenheim society will be asking Gollum to make a movie next time. I'm thinking young Richard Roundtree as Dr. Dolphin ("Who is the man who brings doctors to a ravaged land? Dolphin! Right on! That dude Dolphin is a healin' mother...hush yo' mouth!).
And that Japanese guy who plays Guy LaDouche on MXC as Gollum ("nG-nG-nG-Gollum here! Now it's time to play Eat Shiitake!")