02-05-2010, 02:32 PM
Gregg?DesElms Wrote:GET A CLUE, for godsake! ...What is the problem? Are you all just oblivious... or aloof... or arrogant... or what?
Why do I get the feeling he just repeats all the things people have been saying to him every day of his life?
Some leftovers from another thread:
Why did Elmer spend all night outside the whorehouse?
He was waiting for the red light to turn green.
The manager of Elmer's local whorehouse one night found, to his dismay, that he was short of Chinese girls for Elmer's scheduled evening's entertainment.
Thinking quickly, he dashed out and bought several inflatable fuck dolls, figuring that, given Elmer's obtuseness, he wouldn't know the difference.
Soon after, he ushered Elmer into a room that housed one of the new lovelies, assuring him that he was in for an especially good time.
When Elmer came out of the room a little while later, the manager was waiting eagerly in the hallway. He winked at Elmer and asked "Well? How'd you like her?"
"I just don't know what happened," said Elmer, shaking his head. "I bit her on the tit, she farted, and flew out the window."
