02-04-2010, 08:04 PM
Dickie Billericay Wrote:Gollin, Hitler and Stalin walk into a bar.....The bartender says, "What is this? A joke?"
Dickie Billericay Wrote:Gollin, Hitler and Stalin walk into a bar.....The bartender starts screaming at the top of his lungs, "What the fuck are you doing in my bar?! What the fucking fuck? Get out of here, right now! I will NOT allow guys like you in here. GET THE FUCK OUT, GEORGE!!!!!!"
Dickie Billericay Wrote:Gollin, Hitler and Stalin walk into a bar.....The bartender has a gun with two bullets. He thinks it over, then shoots Gollin--twice.
Dickie Billericay Wrote:Gollin, Hitler and Stalin walk into a bar.....The bartender asks Stalin if he would like a drink. Stalin orders a Stolichnaya.
The bartender asks Gollin if he would like a drink. Gollin orders a Manischewitz.
The bartender asks Hitler if he would like a drink. Hitler replies in disgust, "I'd rather be raped by a dozen camels than let liquor touch my lips!"
Gollin hands his drink back and says, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice!"
Dickie Billericay Wrote:Gollin, Hitler and Stalin walk into a bar.....Hitler has a few too many and begins screaming “All Jews are shitheads!"
Gollin says, “I take serious offense to that! It's a bloody lie!”
Stalin asks, “Why? Are you a Jew?”
Gollin replies proudly, “No. I'm a shithead.”
Dickie Billericay Wrote:Gollin, Hitler and Stalin walk into a bar.....Hitler trips, falls forward and jams his head in some railings. Stalin, quick as a flash, pulls Hitler's knickers down and bangs him senseless from behind. He turns to Gollin and says "Your turn." Gollin starts crying. "What's wrong?" asks Stalin. Gollin sobs, "My head won't fit in the railings!"
Dickie Billericay Wrote:Gollin, Hitler and Stalin walk into a bar.....Hitler says, "I have been planning what to do for WW3."
Stalin asks, "What’s that?"
Hitler says, "This time throw 60 million Jews and 8 clowns into an oven.
Gollin asks, "Why the 8 clowns?"
Hitler turns to Stalin and says, "SEE, no one cares about the fucking Jews!
Dickie Billericay Wrote:Gollin, Hitler and Stalin walk into a bar.....After a few drinks Gollin confides to his comrades that he soon will be having sex for the first time with his girl friend Melanie.
"I don't know what to do!" Gollin wails.
Hitler and Stalin confer, and soon Stalin offers this fatherly advice. "George," counsels kindly Uncle Joe, "Just stick your largest thing into her hairiest thing."
So Gollin stuck his nose into her armpit.