What the Man is Really Saying.

[Albert Hidel]

Merry Solstice

Actually the solstice comes twice a year, so he can wear it again in June. But since Jews get 8 big days of Hannukkaahh, seems like he's shorting himself by 75%. Isn't this the 4.0 in his stats classes guy?

Something tells me the way this works for Klempner is that he collects each and every one of his eight days worth of gelt, then dumps on Christians for practicing their religion. I'm sure he would break out the anti-Kwanzaa shirt too if he could just figure out how to make some money on it.

And "Io Saturnalia" to all of you!