More RA Students Slain

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BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA...bleah!

"Let us show you how Lambdas throw the sickest house parties in town and experience the social life that you can't experience any where else!" a flier advertised. "It will be a perfect chance for you to meet people from all over Southern California."

Oh really?!
That's what education is all about, right?
Why would anyone ever consider going there among a bunch of stoned Chinese to be assaulted by gang members...but I am stuck in 1920s Alabama and haven't watched MTV lately...so I can't say who is the trendiest company to keep this season.

Charges against all five suspects include gang enhancements because there is evidence they were affiliated with a gang, said UCLA Police Capt. John Adams, though he said there was no indication that the incident at the fraternity was a gang fight.

Since big brother's "schools" are an extension of kindergarten, it is great for concerned parents to know little 19yo Jim is safe from crime getting drunk to his eyeballs while his pal Chong smokes the crack pipe...never mind learning.
Not only is big brother a failure as a teacher...it's even worse as a janitor...

The same page had a link to this:

CHINESE FILLED BUNS