Obama's Online Fed Curriculum (for $500 Million)

[Armando Ramos]

Maybe Obama will hire me to administer this program.  I'll spend $25 on internet service and the other $499,999,975.00 on administrative salaries and expenses.

Don't forget to deduct your mandatory union dues, your mandatory contributions to ACORN, your federal, state and local taxes, fees for licenses, permits and inspections, your mandatory government health care plan payments, your mandatory fees for lobbyists to secure congressional approval (i.e., liquor, drugs, hookers, etc.) and most important of all, your mandatory contribution to the "Obama in 2012" committee.

When you get done you might have just enough left over to buy one of those hot new Obamamobiles...and a glass of Kool-Aid!