Ted is Dead!

[Martin Eisenstadt]

Just a few of the many expressions of sympathy for Teddy found on the internet today:

Good Riddance Ted. Now more american women can feel safe that they won't be groped, raped and driven off of bridges. I can't believe you died of brain cancer. I wasn't aware that you even had a brain. Adios dirtbag.
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The Kennedy's have been laying sideways in the public trough for over 50 years. Now that they're all gone, maybe the rest of us can get a drink of water.

The only ones I feel sorry for are the stock holders for Jack Daniels. They will surely notice an exponential loss since Senator Dirtbag took a dirtnap.
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I'd like to bury a bottle of fine 25 year old scotch with Senator Kennedy, but first, I'd like to filter it through my kidneys and liver.
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Hopefully Ted will meet up with Mary Jo and she will kick his mean, murderous drunken ass to hell where he belongs.
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1. Cheat - Caught cheating at Harvard - Daddy bailed him out.
2. Murderer - No attempt to notify authorities while a woman drowned
3. Liar - Assassinated the character of judicial nominees on the floor of the Senate
4. Womanizer - Cheated on every woman he married.
5. Enabler of Rapists - Lied to police about his nephews whereabouts.
6. Traitor - Offered to help the Soviet KGB undermine the U.S. efforts in countering military build up in eastern Europe.
I will not mourn a man who chose to live that kind of life.
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He's no better than most of the guys you can find in prison; he just has a fancier name. I hope he suffered in the end. Good riddance you murdering piece of scum. The world is a better place without you.
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This bloated, womanizing, law skirting charlatan has obviously pulled the wool over a lot of people's eyes. People too star struck and hypnotized by the Kennedy mystique to know the essence of good and evil. Rest in Hell Ted.
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It looks like Ted Kennedy's swimmers ear developed into a brain tumor
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Say hello to Mary Jo Kopechne for us! Although I doubt you'll be seeing her where you're going.....
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FUCK TED KENNEDY, GOOD RIDDANCE YOU BAG OF SHIT
This forked-tongue, lying, snake-fucking piece of human shit is finally gone.

The world goes forth with one less murdering shitbag drunken bitch liberal fuckwhore cunt, and the democrats seatcount drops by one for a time.
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Good Riddance.

Only downside is that the SOB is gonna be all over my TV screen for the next two weeks, sigh...oh well, take the good with the bad I guess.
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Mourn not the loss of Ted Kennedy, for at this very moment he has taken his place of honor beside the throne of Satan. An honor reserved for the truly wicked. Satan now has 4 acolytes by his side, Kennedy, Stalin, Hitler and Michael Jackson.

May their torment be eternal.