Gollin School of Parenting Grads?

[WilliamW]

...a shining example of his utter incompetence as a parent, and by logical extension his incompetence and unsuitability as an administrator...

The latest from its Facebook page:



Halloween Lesbian Orgy Night at Oberlin?

Whose face is that on its t-shirt, Wally Cox or George Dickless?  The most hideous, grotesque and disgusting thing it could think of for a Halloween costume...dear old dad's face.  Tauntingly veiled in a burqa of the wilted, useless pistils of his failed breeding experiment.  

Just when we think he's been publicly humiliated enough, along comes his daughter to raise the ante.  Not just the laughing stock of the entire distance learning community, but his own family as well.  

[Armando Ramos]

Talk about platypus lineage...

[Don Dresden]

Talk about platypus lineage...

Careful Armando, you will have PETA after you.  No reason to insult the noble platypus like that.

...along comes his daughter to raise the ante.  

She never misses a chance to insult or embarrass her begetter.  Clearly this is more than just the adolescent unruliness one would expect to result from incompetent parenting.  She obviously hates him to the core, which in turn makes you wonder why.  Aside from the fact that he is a ridiculous asshole, you have to question just what goes on in the Gollum residence that prompts such enduring and virile hatred by a female offspring toward her male parent.

[ham]

Does that thing lay eggs, or is it a mammalian? MALE Platypi also have venomous spurs on their hind legs, which can kill a cat or a dog...is the thing male or female?

[Martin Eisenstadt]

...is the thing male or female?

It might be one of those alphabet things, like L.S./M.F.T. or MGB/GT.  Don't think I'd want to be the one to check its hind legs for spurs.  

[Winston Smith]

[Armando Ramos]

Looks like it changed its Facebook pic to something less overtly humiliating to dear old dad.  Was it something we said?  

Wonder when it will get around to deleting this:
We Went to Motherfuckin Perham!

No doubt another example of dear old dad's guiding hand.  Are these really the sort of outcomes CHEA has in mind for your college age kids?  When will CHEA get tired of being humiliated by one of its directors and rearrange the deck chairs?

[ham]

I'm falling in love...

[Winston Smith]

I'm falling in love...

I'm definitely seeing the family resemblance.  

One is a slime-oozing bottom feeder...and the other is a fish.

Aside from the fact that he is a ridiculous asshole, you have to question just what goes on in the Gollum residence that prompts such enduring and virile hatred by a female offspring toward her male parent.

Are you saying that's not the first time she's had his face on her chest?

[ham]

Some years ago, "Tobor" (Jay Ford), the foolish DuckMan who ran one of the St. Regis alumni forums during its dying days, inadvertently gave me login privileges to the site. I managed to get a conversation going about neutrinos. The St. Regis "professors" didn't really know much of anything about them, but had a very large amount to say. It was like listening to small children debate the rules to football.

PFFT! Sounds like a cocky 17yo contemptuously referring to 12yos as "kids", while he's a "man" because he started to shave his legs last week...

Like to learn a little about special relativity? It's a mind-boggling, but breathtakingly simple theory, and probably the best-verified (within the limits of flat spacetime) of all physical theories.

PFFT!
I wouldn't know any of that from


or



which is moreless the same, but I watched countless programs and even a few beginner's courses (from TTC for example)...
1 Einstein seems to have once believed the universe to be still, Hubble set it straight. If I remember correctly, it involved some "constant" or other gibberish geniuses amuse themselves with...if I remember correctly again, Einstein referred to it as his biggest blunder...
2 Some guys on TV with many letters after their names announced Einstein's biggest blunder may now explain an ever-expanding universe...
3 Another guy with many letters after his name says he got proof the speed of light has never been the same...
4 An angle recurring in some versions of the big bang theory...
5 They seem to be finding giant gaseous planets circling their star at a short distance, which contradicts the common model. A man with many letters after his name suggests such planets to have formed the usual way, then somewhat drifted to that awkward position...
6 It seems the validation of the space/time thing comes from planes or satellites, whose atomic clock drifts millionths of a second (when compared to Earth clocks) in a direction that seems this far to validate Einstein's theory...
The impression a fry cook like me gets is they make it as they go along.
In 50 years' time we may be laughing at all this...
At least that is what they tell on TV.